The image above has been making the rounds since the statue rose in South Korea back in May 2012, but it found new life after being republished on Reddit earlier in the week (and basically once a year since). And why not? This Jesus demands your praise…or else.
You can find this statue casting its very ripped shadow over the area at Yeongcheon, Gyeongsangbuk-do in South Korea and take a look at it’s erection over here — something we’re surprised didn’t just happen by pure will. Look at him for the love of him, he’s got the world on his shoulders and makes The Rock looks like a panty waist.
In fact, if The Rock isn’t starring in the next big Jesus epic we see put out by Hollywood, there should be a boycott of all film. No lie. We can’t just go back to suffering, starving, weeping Jesus after this guy shows up? It’s Mortal Kombat Jesus and he’s not f*cking around with nails and crosses. Also he’s pissed you’re touching yourself.
It even beats other Korean Jesii all to hell, like the one from 21 Jump Street. No need to pray to this guy. He’s got you covered no matter what, even if you don’t want it. But you better want it because otherwise he’s going to beat the sin out of you.
