GREG ABBOTT

TX Gov. Greg Abbott Tries To One-Up Ron DeSantis In Cartoon Villainy By Vowing To Bus Migrants To D.C.

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‘Pounded In The Butt’ Author Chuck Tingle Purchased Governor Abbott Dot Com To Raise Money For Trans Rights Groups

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More Than 70,000 Texans Are Without Power Due To A Winter Storm, Despite Gov. Greg Abbott’s Promise That ‘The Lights Will Stay On’

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A Surprising Amount Of Texans Would Vote For Matthew McConaughey As Governor

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Chris Wallace Dismantled A GOP Lawmaker’s Hypocritical Argument About Texas Vaccine Mandates

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Matthew McConaughey Says He’s Against Vaccine Mandates For Kids, And The Surgeon General Made Sure To Point How Wrong He Is

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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Is Whining About Biden’s Vaccine Mandate Taking Away Texans’ ‘Right To Choose’ And Getting Rightfully Roasted For It

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Jen Psaki Had The Best Response To Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s Absurd Claim That He Will ‘Eliminate’ All Rape In Texas

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Greg Abbott: Texas’ Insane New Abortion Law Doesn’t Need An Out For Rape Pregnancies Because I Plan To Arrest All The Rapists And 6 Weeks Is Plenty Of Time Anyway

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Elon Musk ‘Would Prefer To Stay Out Of Politics’ After Gov. Abbott’s Claim That He’s A Big Fan Of ‘The Social Policies’ Of Texas

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Matthew McConaughey Delivered A Very McConaughey-esque Message To COVID-Stricken Texas Gov. Greg Abbott: ‘Mask, Vax, Just Keep Livin’

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Ted Cruz Got Booed After Endorsing Texas Gov. Greg Abbott And Claiming Loyalty So He Doesn’t Look Like ‘A Disloyal Jackass’

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A Tiny Texas School District Cleverly Gave A Hearty F-You To Gov. Greg Abbott’s Mask Ban By Making Them Part Of The Official Dress Code

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Alleged Big Government Hater Ted Cruz Says He Wants A Federal Law To Ban All COVID Mask And Vaccine Mandates Nationwide

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Jim Acosta Thinks COVID Variants Should Be Named After Ron DeSantis And Other Republican Governors Who’ve Failed To Protect Their People

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Brian Williams Had a Hilariously Crude Response To Greg Abbott Vetoing A Bill Meant To Protect Dogs

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Ted Cruz Doesn’t Want Matthew McConaughey To Run For Governor Of Texas

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Gov. Greg Abbott Is Hoping ‘Everybody In The Entire World’ Donates Money To Help Texas Build The Mythical Border Wall Trump Promised

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