TX Gov. Greg Abbott Tries To One-Up Ron DeSantis In Cartoon Villainy By Vowing To Bus Migrants To D.C.

‘Pounded In The Butt’ Author Chuck Tingle Purchased Governor Abbott Dot Com To Raise Money For Trans Rights Groups

More Than 70,000 Texans Are Without Power Due To A Winter Storm, Despite Gov. Greg Abbott’s Promise That ‘The Lights Will Stay On’

A Surprising Amount Of Texans Would Vote For Matthew McConaughey As Governor

Chris Wallace Dismantled A GOP Lawmaker’s Hypocritical Argument About Texas Vaccine Mandates

Matthew McConaughey Says He’s Against Vaccine Mandates For Kids, And The Surgeon General Made Sure To Point How Wrong He Is

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Is Whining About Biden’s Vaccine Mandate Taking Away Texans’ ‘Right To Choose’ And Getting Rightfully Roasted For It

Jen Psaki Had The Best Response To Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s Absurd Claim That He Will ‘Eliminate’ All Rape In Texas

Greg Abbott: Texas’ Insane New Abortion Law Doesn’t Need An Out For Rape Pregnancies Because I Plan To Arrest All The Rapists And 6 Weeks Is Plenty Of Time Anyway

Elon Musk ‘Would Prefer To Stay Out Of Politics’ After Gov. Abbott’s Claim That He’s A Big Fan Of ‘The Social Policies’ Of Texas

Matthew McConaughey Delivered A Very McConaughey-esque Message To COVID-Stricken Texas Gov. Greg Abbott: ‘Mask, Vax, Just Keep Livin’

Ted Cruz Got Booed After Endorsing Texas Gov. Greg Abbott And Claiming Loyalty So He Doesn’t Look Like ‘A Disloyal Jackass’

A Tiny Texas School District Cleverly Gave A Hearty F-You To Gov. Greg Abbott’s Mask Ban By Making Them Part Of The Official Dress Code

Alleged Big Government Hater Ted Cruz Says He Wants A Federal Law To Ban All COVID Mask And Vaccine Mandates Nationwide

Jim Acosta Thinks COVID Variants Should Be Named After Ron DeSantis And Other Republican Governors Who’ve Failed To Protect Their People

Brian Williams Had a Hilariously Crude Response To Greg Abbott Vetoing A Bill Meant To Protect Dogs

Ted Cruz Doesn’t Want Matthew McConaughey To Run For Governor Of Texas

Gov. Greg Abbott Is Hoping ‘Everybody In The Entire World’ Donates Money To Help Texas Build The Mythical Border Wall Trump Promised