Philadelphia’s Cantina Dos Segundos is hardly a secret. With more than 500 glowing reviews on Yelp, an extensive and creative menu, and some of the best margaritas in the city, it’s already tough to get a table. But if the restaurant was popular before, it’s about to become slammed due to a special new item that celebrates both the release of Deadpool and America’s love of cuisine that’s both delicious and offensively-sized. World, meet the “Deadpool Poutine Chimichanga,” a dish so monstrously dense (in a good way!) that you could use it in place of a brick (provided you were building a house and ran out of bricks, which is actually pretty bad planning).
The dish–inspired by Deadpool’s love for chimichangas–was unveiled in early February and just the description is enough to make you feel full. (Source: personal experience; I was starving and still didn’t know whether I could climb to the top of this fried dough mountain and survive.) (Also, I didn’t.)