Pizza Is The Ultimate Post-Sex Food, Study Finds

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08.10.17 3 Comments

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Pizza is, arguably, the most beloved of foods because it satisfies all our cravings at once. Well, all our food cravings, anyway. But it turns out that after a one-night stand, pizza is what we want most, literally and figuratively.

Today found a study that demonstrates the unlikely intersection between one-night stands and pizza, and it seems the two are intimately tied together. No, not in that way:

[… ] three quarters of those polled in a recent Yelp survey said pizza was their top choice post a little one-night stand action. Tacos came in “a distant second,” according to Yelp’s press release about the poll, which surveyed 2,000 single American millennials.

You in the back — bite your tongue with your jokes about “tacos.” Although it makes sense; tacos may be satisfying, but they’re harder to eat as you walk away (slightly tipsy) from a stranger’s apartment. And pizza is much easier to find across the nation. And it does seem to linger; if people go on an actual date after hooking up, the survey also found that pizza was a popular, casual food to consume, replacing even the cup of coffee as a way to see if this might be real. Because, if it turns out it isn’t, hey, at least you got some pizza!

(Via Cosmopolitan)

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