Finding the right card for your special someone can be tough. First of all, there are the ones that are full of sentimental poetry and flowers — which just don’t ring true to your notions of a modern relationship. Then there are the stupid toilet humor ones, with cartoon dogs and naked butts. But don’t you want something more meaningful than that?
Is there a perfect in-between? A sweet-spot, so to speak? Will you be forced to get one of those singing cards this year, out of desperation and hope that the card’s recipient will at least laugh?
Fear not, we have a roundup of cards just for you. From the Game of Thrones fan to the person who is pun-tastically yours, there’s something for just about everyone on this list:
For the diehard Adele Fan, $4.00 on Etsy.
For the person you’ve probably been with too long, but still love, $5.00 in the Oatmeal’s online store.
For your meme-loving main squeeze, $4.50 on Etsy.
For the person who intentionally mixes up Star Trek and Star Wars just to make people angry, $6.00 on Etsy.
For the one you met on Tinder, $4.00 on Etsy.
For the punster you love most, $4.50 on Etsy.
For the one who knows you love them more than you let on, $4.00 on Etsy.
For the person who hates the idea of Valentine’s Day, but still wants something from you anyway, $5.00 on Etsy.
For the person who still sobs over Snape’s love for Harry’s mother, $2.50 on Etsy.
For the Darth Vader fangirl (or boy, obvs), $4.00 on Etsy.
For the Game of Thrones diehard who doesn’t mind a little incest joke, $4.09 on Etsy.
For your BFF, because who needs love when you have friends? $4.00 on Etsy.