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Suck It, Justin Verlander

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Last week, pitchers Justin Verlander of the Detroit Tigers and Francisco Liriano of the Minnesota Twins threw no-hitters and everybody was all like, “Oh snap, two no-hitters in one week.

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Morning Links: Shootin’ Some B-Ball Outside of the Wells Fargo Center

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Sports 12 Most Devoted Celebrity NBA Playoff Fans - This list taught me that Chris Tucker is suddenly old, Eddie Vedder has turned into a bookish MILF, and that Will Smith had his own basketball card.

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Auburn Tree Poisoner Speaks, Realizes Entire Life Has Been Stupid

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Harvey Updyke, the man accused of poisoning the historic oak trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn (you know, the trees normal, ecologically-minded people cover in toilet paper to celebrate football victories) has spoken out, saying he expects to go to jail.

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Nick Saban Already Has A Statue?

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Probably the only thing more disturbing than the NFL releasing a schedule of games that it doesn't intend to play (we'll get to that) was something I stumbled upon this morning: apparently Alabama football coach Nick Saban <a href="http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/04/nick_sabans_statue_unveiled_sy.html">already has a statue</a> of his likeness erected in Tuscaloosa, just outside of Bryant-Denny Stadium.

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Everybody Hates The Auburn Tree Killer

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So that old dude in Alabama that killed those trees in <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/02/auburn-had-their-tree-attacked">Auburn's famous Toomer's Corner</a>.

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‘Your Dad’s Dead…Roll Tide”

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ESPN launched another one of those "It's Not Crazy.

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College Football Fans Love Rap Music

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If you’re anything like me, you’ve got multiple restraining orders against Victoria’s Secret models and you vaguely remember watching ESPN’s “Dream Job” reality series, which lasted three seasons.

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Nick Saban Is The Pimp Calling The Kettle Black

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Nick Saban doesn't want aspiring sports agents playing headgames with college football players.

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Florida To Honor Tebow With Erection

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Somebody once chiseled on stone something about not worshipping false idols, but they never laid eyes on Tim Tebow’s chiseled abs.

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COLT MCCOY WATCHED HIS TEAM LOSE

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Losing your starting quarterback in the first quarter due to injury certainly makes it a lot harder to win the national championship.

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LET’S HEAR THE COLLECTIVE: AWWWWW!

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In a time when the recession is being felt by most everyone in their pants.

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STATIC CLING: BCS TOP 7 UNCHANGED

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In BCS news: <a href="http://espn.go.com/college-football/bcs/_/week/6">nothing</a>.

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SO, THERE’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON TODAY

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I can tell you one thing; I know what I like when I see it.

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UTAH IS THE NATIONAL CHAMPION. EXCEPT NOT.

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Before we get into discussing the NFL playoffs, it's kind of worth noting what happened on Friday night: a college football team completed a perfect 13-0 season by dominating a highly regarded SEC team that had been undefeated until the SEC championship.

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WOULD YOU PAY THIS WOMAN FOR SEX?

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Montgomery police <a href="http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20081218/NEWS/81218011&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL" target="_blank">arrested 10 people in a prostitution sting</a>, and 28-year-old Leslie Parker, seen here supporting Nick Saban's Sugar Bowl-bound Crimson Tide, was one of seven women arrested.

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OKLAHOMA IS #1

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By virtue of being a top-five team that didn't shit the bed this past weekend, the Oklahoma Sooners have taken over as <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3614337" target="_blank">college football's top-ranked team</a> this week.

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ZE EARPLUGS DO NO-ZING!

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This screeching she-devil is apparently well-known amongst 'Bama fans, which makes me that much happier not to be one.

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WHERE DEAD COACHES LIVE FOREVER

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College football mercifully begins tonight, ending that painful two-week period after the Olympics ended where baseball was the only show in town.

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SURE, BLAME THE RETARD

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On the eve of the 2005 Auburn-Alabama game, semipro cage fighter Joey Barrett Jr yelled "Roll Tide.

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SCOTT KAZMIR THROWS FLAMES

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Now that the Rays are winning, they apparently have fans that want to tailgate.


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