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10 Points You Need To Know Before Watching The Alabama Vs. Texas A&M Game

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In a weekend which could become the best sports weekend of the year, Alabama visiting Texas A&M figures to be one hell of a kickoff.

#KOBE BRYANT

Keith Olbermann Had To Give Sports A Talkin’ To About 9/11

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Yesterday when former New York Mets and Boston Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine used 9/11 to throw shade at the New York Yankees, we hoped and wondered aloud that that'd be the worst of it, and sports wouldn't act like such a bunch of idiots about a national tragedy.

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Texas Plummets in Week 3 College Football Poll

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The third college football poll of the season has been released, and it appears that Texas is the week's biggest mover; although, not in ways that Longhorn fans or Mack Brown will appreciate.

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Update: Yelling ‘Roll Tide’ In Church Will Send Everyone In Church To Hell

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ROLL DAMN RABBI. An Alabama synagogue has reminded you that yelling 'Roll Tide' or 'War Eagle' during Yom Kippur will send you and everyone else to Hell.

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The Duck Dynasty Guys Are Making Duck Calls From The Remains Of Toomer’s Oaks

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Back in 2011, an Alabama fan named Harvey Updike, with sons named Crimson and Bear (ROLL TIDE), was arrested for poisoning the legendary oak trees at Toomer’s Corner, and earlier this year he was sentenced to at least six months in jail.

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Johnny Manziel Was Not Kicked Out Of The Manning Passing Academy, Bro

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Over the weekend, reports that Texas A&M’s Heisman Trophy winner quarterback and righteous party animal Johnny Manziel had been kicked out of the 2013 Manning Passing Academy started spreading like wildfire.

roll tide

AJ McCarron Is Making A New Girl ‘Famous’

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Now I ain’t one to toss around big, ol’ fancy words like “coincidence” but I think this story might just fall into that category.

TATTOOS

One Auburn Fan Really Loved Those Toomer’s Corner Oak Trees… A Lot

Back in March, an Alabama Crimson Tide fan named Harvey Updyke Jr. was sentenced to at least six months in jail for admitting that he poisoned the famed trees at Auburn’s Toomer’s Corner, and I’m sure that Tigers fans everywhere were none too pleased about that light verdict.

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This Week In ‘Dude, Come On, Bro': Alabama QB AJ McCarron

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If you judge a man solely by his Twitter account, then Alabama QB AJ McCarron comes across as a pretty big douchebag.

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE

Hey, Remember That Whole Thing About Katherine Webb Wanting Her Privacy?

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If I’ve learned anything from my decades of dating pop stars, actresses and models, it’s that there is always an agenda.

NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH

Everyone In America Hated The BCS Championship Game, Including Kate Upton

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I don’t even know where to start with the 2013 BCS National Championship Game.

THIS WEEK IN AWWWESOME

Alabama And Our Troops Got Some Snazzy New Duds For The BCS Title Game

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There’s nothing like turning our attention to the BCS National Championship Game with a little game of what I like to call “Who’s Got the Sports Karma.

#Christmas

So, What’d You Get For Christmas?

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This video has been seen by about a billion people since it went up on Sunday and has probably been shared everywhere from WikiHow to your Geocities homepage, but we haven't updated since Friday and don't have any cromulent UPROXX network morning links, so here you go.

#NFL

Things Are Looking Up In Cleveland!

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If you're a fan of the Cleveland Browns (cough), you were probably happy when the team traded up in April to select Trent Richardson, the University of Alabama running back who led the team to a national championship and kinda looks like Robert Griffin III had a man-baby with Benedict Cumberbatch.

POLICE REPORTS

The Freeh Report Exposed The Entire Jerry Sandusky Scandal

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In the past, regarding the Jerry Sandusky scandal and Penn State, we have tried to be as mature and considerate as we possibly could be, because we are not sports preachers, at least not most of the time.

#NBA

The Alabama Basketball Troll Went Linsane

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You may not know Jackson Blankenship by name, but you’ve definitely seen him by now.

trolls

Well Played, Nick Saban. Well Played.

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Last year, the University of Alabama caused a minor sh*t storm when the football team set up a live cam to announce and introduce the program’s latest recruiting class on National Signing Day.

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Everyone But Les Miles Was Aware That There Was A BCS Championship Game Last Night

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When the final BCS rankings came out and revealed which two teams would be playing for the BCS Championship, a good majority of us responded with a collective, “Aw come on, not them again.


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