Steven Seagal

You’ll Never Guess Why Steven Seagal Wants To Be Arizona’s Governor

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"Florida West" could soon provide the world with a massive shipment of unintentional comedy.

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal Wants to Be Arizona’s Governor So He Can Be ‘Above The Law’

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Our favorite poonani-loving kimono enthusiast hopes to find out if he has a unique physiological reaction to leadership by running the Girls Gone Wild state.

SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING

An Arizona Couple Called 911 After They Didn’t Get Hash Browns At McDonald’s

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A couple in Mesa, Arizona is facing assault charges after they threw a bag of food and threatened McDonald's employees over missing hash browns.

#MEMES

People Lined Up To Meet New York Times Bestselling Author… Grumpy Cat?

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A crowd of people lined up at a bookstore in Tempe, Arizona to "meet" and get their pictures taken with New York Times bestselling "author" Grump Cat.

OREGON

Missing kid supposedly inspired by Into the Wild found dead

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18-year-old Johnathan Croom went missing in Oregon over the weekend while traveling from Seattle to Arizona, and when his car was found with his IDs and wallet in it, his parents speculated that he may have set out on some Into the Wild-style vision quest.

OREGON

18-year-old obsessed with Into the Wild still missing in Oregon

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An 18-year-old student at Mesa Community College in Arizona went missing on his way back from Seattle over the weekend.

#AMAZON

An Arizona Man Is Having A Great Time Tracking Down A Woman Who Stole His Amazon Package

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After a camera caught a woman stealing his Amazon package from his front door, an Arizona man took to the streets with some hilarious wanted posters.

#MLB

Mexicans Are The New Indians: The Arizona Diamondbacks Have A Luchador Mascot

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When you think "Arizona," you think "appealing to the Hispanic community," right.

scottsdale

Amy’s Baking Company Began Its Grand Re-Opening Week Tonight

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Scottsdale's Amy's Baking Company, which became famous after its owners allegedly had an insane meltdown on Facebook, held its grand re-opening tonight.

#CARMELO ANTHONY

Wichita State Shocks Gonzaga; Memphis Grizzlies Lose Their Most Important Player

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Despite the fact that they were the top seed in the weakest region of the NCAA Tournament, you could pretty much guess that Gonzaga was going to be the first No.

STEVEN SEAGAL'S POSSE

Pictures: Steven Seagal in a fancy scarf training a posse of armed vigilantes

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Last week, I told you about how Steven Seagal would be teaming up with Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to train "a posse" on how to respond to school shootings.

PHOENIX COYOTES

Not The Lockout NHL News: The Phoenix Coyotes Are Changing Names

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This is probably the least important story of all time, but it's about the NHL and has nothing to do with the goddamn lockout, so I'm writing about it: the Phoenix Coyotes are considering a name change.

Politics

Self Deportation Station

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Arizona governor Jan Brewer (Mary Steenburgen) introducing the Self Deportation Station, for all your self-deporting needs.

LONDON BRIDGE

The History of London Bridge

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London Bridge has been rebuilt twice.

RUSSELL PEARCE

Former AZ state senator Mark Wahlberg’d the Aurora shooting, basically

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Some months back, Mark Wahlberg made headlines when he told Men's Journal that if he had been on the planes that hit the towers on 9/11, "it wouldn't have went down the way it did.

#Justin Bieber

Tony Parker, Justin Bieber Used As Examples Of People We Want In Our Country

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Illinois representative Luis Gutierrez knows the secrets to arguing about important, real-life things on the Internet -- sarcasm, topicality and, if possible, Justin Bieber-related photoshops.

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‘Tampons Soaked in Vodka’

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Because teenagers are stupid and annoying, I sometimes forget about the often difficult quest of getting wasted when you're underage.


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