Someone Is Buying Up All The Count Chocula Cereal In Fort Collins, Colorado

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The Black Bottle Brewery in Fort Collins, Colorado is buying up boxes of Count Chocula for their new Cerealiously beer, but local residents are not happy that the season cereal is nowhere to be found on grocery store shelves.


Paul F Tompkins Had RJ Mitte Do A Blindfolded Cereal Tasting In ‘Breaking Breakfast’

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How many cereals do you think RJ Mitte can correctly identify in a blind taste test?

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Allow This Young Lady To Quickly Demonstrate Why You Should Never Use Your Mouth As A Cereal Bowl

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Have you ever thought about using your mouth as a cereal bowl? Because you probably shouldn't do that.


About That Time John C. Reilly Robbed A Freight Train

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Trains, cereal, diabetes, Chicago. John C. Reilly is the best. No one denies this.


Here’s The Interracial Cheerios Family Super Bowl Ad That Will Scare Your Grandparents


Cheerios brings back the Interracial family for the Super Bowl to once again show that it doesn't matter who you love, but that you love Cheerios.


General Mills Will Release All Five Of The Monster Cereals For Halloween This Year

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For the first time ever, General Mills will release Count Chocula, Frute Brute, Yummy Mummy, Frankenberry and Boo Berry for the Halloween season.


Cereal Killers


Captain Crunch, Lucky, and the Trix Rabbit team up to take down the Quaker, a psychotic health nut bent on global cereal domination.


Walt, Jr. Would Approve Of These Fantastic Breakfast Cereal Mascots Turned Horror Movie Creatures

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Guillermo Fajardo's brilliant series of breakfast cereal mascots re-imagined as horror movie characters.


Dumbest Food Study Ever Answers Question No One Asked

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The Department of Chemical and Bioprocesses Engineering at the Pontifical Catholic University of Chile (go Vicuñas.


Totes Amazeballs: Kellogg's Made A Cereal Based Off A Throwaway Tweet By Charlatans Lead Singer


Maybe it's just a UK thing, but apparently if you're the lead singer of a popular band all you have to do is tweet a semi-clever cereal idea based on a trendy expression you heard someone use and -- BAM.


Pimped Out Product Placement: The Most Ridiculous Donk Cars To Hit The Road

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If you live in the Southeastern United States, there's a good chance that you're familiar with the term "Donk" and its relationship to automobiles.


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This Week In Review: Let Us Take You On A Warm And Fuzzy Internet Journey


I have only one rule for this week's review - no Charlie Sheen.


So This Exists: All-Marshmallows Cereal

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Part of a completely balanced Holy Sh*t Cat and OMG Cat breakfast.


Crackheads For Sale

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As part of a class assignment I had the arduous task of covering the Chicago All Candy Expo last week.



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This one's simply called "Michael Bay Eating Cereal," and it's pretty self-explanatory.


“Mmm Mmm, Food!” – Saturday Morning Cereal Countdown

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Cereal isn't just the breakfast of champions, it's the meal of winners at life.

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