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The Inaugural Roger Clinton Sh*ttiest Celebrity Brothers Power Rankings

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For Roger Clinton's birthday, we honor some other terrible brothers of celebrities who have made names for themselves in recent years.

KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

Gordon Ramsay Is Ending ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ And We Can’t Blame Him

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If you got to scream at willing idiots all day, wouldn't you quit your other jobs too?

TV

Gordon Ramsay Completed The Hawaii Ironman Race To Prove He Can (And Will) Kill Us All

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Hell's Kitchen star Gordon Ramsay completed the Hawaii Ironman in just over 14 hours this weekend.

POLICE BLOTTER

A 7’2″ ‘Masterchef’ Contestant Punched A Cop And Claimed He Was Possessed By Gordon Ramsay

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Josh Marks, a 7'2" Season 3 contestant on Fox's "MasterChef," was arrested after he punched a police officer and claimed Gordon Ramsay possessed his body.

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Amy’s Baking Company Began Its Grand Re-Opening Week Tonight

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Scottsdale's Amy's Baking Company, which became famous after its owners allegedly had an insane meltdown on Facebook, held its grand re-opening tonight.

#MEMES

Meme Watch: Swedish Chef Ramsay

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Swedish Chef Ramsay delightfully combines the goofiness of the Muppets' Swedish Chef with the rage of Hell's Kitchen host Chef Gordon Ramsay.

Reality TV

Surprise! Reality Shows Are Fake

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As part of their Career Confidential series, Buzzfeed has a post up today by an anonymous reality television editor, and I don't know if you guys realize this or not, but sometimes -- and I hope you're sitting down or leaning against something really sturdy right now -- reality shows take liberties with things to make the end product appear more dramatic

guy fieri

Gordon Ramsay Made $38 Million Last Year, Is The Top Earning Chef In America

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Gordon Ramsay earned $38 million last year, and Guy Fieri earned $8 million. Everything is terrible.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What's On Tonight: Seth Green on 'Franklin & Bash'

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Franklin & Bash (TNT) - Seth Green and Eric Mabius ("Ugly Betty") appear as a knockoff version of Franklin and Bash, and Cybil Shepherd plays one of the bros' boss's ex-wives.

SEX TAPE

Oh God! Gordon Ramsay Has a Sex Tape

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Gordon Ramsay -- British cooking legend, Michelin Eleventy Billion Star Chef, and Britain's second-most profane man after <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/02/julia-louis-dreyfus-veep-trailer-needs-more-malcolm-tucker">Malcolm Tucker</a> -- apparently has a sex tape, according to <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/04/gordon-ramsay-ex-mistress-claims-sex-tape">Radar Online</a>: The Hells Kitchen star's ex-mistress, Sarah Symonds, claims that the couple made a raunchy home movie during their affair that may now have landed in the wrong hands.

idiots

Gordon Ramsay Is A Goon

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This compilation of TV chef Gordon Ramsay yelling at people (NSFW audio) has been making the rounds over the past day or two.

GORDON RAMSAY

Gordon Ramsay’s Sex Advice

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I'm a little late getting to this video, but it's too good not to share.

Reality TV

Oh For God’s Sake

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Fox airs three reality shows built around Gordon Ramsay yelling at people -- "Hell's Kitchen," "Kitchen Nightmares," and "MasterChef," -- but that apparently isn't enough.

#JONAH HILL

9.21 The Cooler

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The Most Pause Worthy Moments From The Ray-J & Fabolous Beef [The Urban Daily] Peta To Launch A Pron Site [NBC Washington] Kevin Willis Debuts Fashion Line At New York Fashion Week [Basketball Jones] Venerable Label Becomes Hip-Hop Leader [Variety] Lex Luger & SouthSide [...].

#PORNO

Reports of Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Being Eaten by Badgers Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

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Last week I brought you the news of Sunday Sports' report that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/dwarf-who-played-gordon-ramsay-in-porn-eaten-by-badgers" target="_blank">a dwarf who played Gordon Ramsay in porn had been eaten by badgers</a>.

#PORNO

Dwarf Who Played Gordon Ramsay in Porn Eaten By Badgers

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Yes, that is a real headline, and it's exaggerated only slightly.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s on Tonight: HOOYAH!

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MasterChef (Fox) -- Season premiere.

SHARKS

Gordon Ramsay Held at Gunpoint by Costa Rican Shark Pirates

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Gordon Ramsay is apparently at work on yet another TV show -- this time for the UK's Channel 4 -- and he claims that Costa Rican shark-hunting gangs interfered with his filming by pouring gasoline on him and holding him at gunpoint.


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