FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

A Pennsylvania Middle School Passed Out ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Word Puzzles

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Parents were outraged to learn that five students got their hands on puzzles that featured terms like 'leather cuffs' and 'bondage.'

Mall Fight

Watch The Massive Brawl From A Pennsylvania Mall That Left Two Teens Injured

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This mall fight is the kind of insanity that people expect to happen during an after-Christmas sale. Good job, Pennsylvania!

bucket bear

A Pennsylvania Bear With A Bucket Stuck On Its Head For An Entire Month Has Been Rescued

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This poor bear had been walking around for over a month with a bucket stuck on its head until a group of good Samaritans took action.

CHURCH SIGNS

This Pennsylvania Church Billboard Proclaims That ‘God Loves Sex’

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A Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania church wants you to know: God knows you're f*cking and he's totes cool with it.

#dumb criminals

This Fugitive Was Arrested After He Gave A Newspaper His Opinion On The Washington Redskins Controversy

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This brazen criminal gave his thoughts on the Washington Redskins name change in an opinion article.

#SELFIES

A Victim Of The Pennsylvania High School Stabbing Attack Took A Heroic Hospital Selfie

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The only acceptable time to take a selfie? Right after you’ve saved a bunch of lives.

#NBA

The Philadelphia 76ers Signed Kevin Grow, The 3-Point Phenom With Down Syndrome

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Kevin Grow, the Pennsylvania high school basketball manager with Down syndrome, has been signed to a two-day contract by the Philadelphia 76ers.

VIDEO OF THE YEAR NOMINEE

Video Of The Year Nominee: A High School Senior With Down Syndrome Drains Four 3-Pointers

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The Bensalem High School basketball team let a boy with Down syndrome play and he drained some three-pointers while the crowd went crazy.

Sex

A Pennsylvania Couple Died From Carbon Monoxide Poisoning After Boinking In A Parked Car

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A 40 year old man and woman in Pennsylvania are dead of succumbing to carbon monoxide poisoning after having sex in a parked car in a garage.

STUPID CRIMINALS

If You’re Going To Rob A Music Store, First Make Sure The Owner Isn’t A Cage Fighter

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A music store owner caught a guy trying to steal from him and when he pulled a knife, the owner's cage fighter instincts and he put him to sleep.

PENNSYLVANIA

Pro Tip: Don’t Take Off An Opponent’s Helmet And Try To Beat Him To Death With It

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A high school football player is facing assault charges for removing his opponent's helmet and using it as a weapon

#WWE

Remember The Baby Left In The Toilet So His Mom Could Watch SummerSlam? Nancy Grace Hashtagged It.

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Nancy Grace honored the memory of the child murdered by its mother in a Pennsylvania sports bar with the hashtag #TOILETBABY, because she is the devil.

#PRO WRESTLING

A Woman Left Her Newborn Child To Die In A Toilet So She Could Watch SummerSlam

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A Pennsylvania woman gave birth and a sports bar and left it to die in a toilet so she could smoke cigarettes and watch WWE SummerSlam.

robbery

A 12-Year Old Boy In Pennsylvania Robbed A Lemonade Stand With A BB Gun

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A 12-year old boy in Pennsylvania was arrested for stealing $30 from a lemonade stand by threatening younger children with a BB gun.

whiskey

A Man Paid To Protect $102,000 Worth Of Vintage Whiskey Drank It All Instead

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A B&B caretaker in Pennsylvania is being charged with drinking $102,000 worth of vintage whiskey after seven months of DNA testing proved he did it.

PENNSYLVANIA

PayPal Accidentally Credited A Man $92 Quadrillion

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A Pennsylvania man received a heck of a surprise when his PayPal balance revealed that he had a credit of $92 quadrillion dollars in his account.

PENNSYLVANIA

Parents Of The Year Drove With Their Daughter In A Crate Because The Dog Was Crying

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A young girl's parents were arrested for endangering her welfare, as they drove with her in a cage in the back of a pickup on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

WANT

Tolkien Fan Builds His Own Hobbit House Just To Store His Collection

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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. And in Chester County, Pennsylvania, there lived a lucky S.O.B. who built his own hobbit house.

#NFL

Important Update: I'm Still Not Buying The Lawnmower Kid's Tebowing Story

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Last month, 17-year old Josh Ehrenberg shoehorned himself into the national news scene when he told a local TV news crew that a man attacked him while he was mowing his lawn.

#PRO WRESTLING

The Best Of Chikara Pro Wrestling At The Reading Phillies’ FirstEnergy Stadium

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Professional wrestling at a Minor League Baseball ballpark, right as the Minor League season is ending and wrestling enters that weird lull period between the summer and WrestleMania.


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