#COSPLAY

Dan Marino Is An Elderly Philanthropist And He Wants To Help/Impregnate You

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Dan is right: when you're a multimillionaire, turning 50 is no big d.

#NFL

Chad Ochocinco > Dr. Phil

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If the NFL counted Tweets as receiving yards, then Chad Ochocinco would have been the greatest single season receiver in New England Patriots history last year.

#NFL

Rick's Cabaret Wants Tim Tebow To Know The Free Lap Dance Offer Still Stands

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It seems like a pretty slow Tim Tebow news day, what with the big hubbub around the New York Jets’ new not-so-secret weapon being that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/04/tim-tebow-has-his-own-super-plain-sandwich">he now has a sandwich named after him</a> and <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/05/tim-tebow-pedicure-new-york-jets-rex-ryan/#.T33rAvBAa6R">he got a manicure and pedicure</a> at MB Nails in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

STRIPPERS

Jeremy Piven Is Bad at Oral Sex, Says Reporter/Stripper

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During the day, Sarah Tressler works as a society reporter for the Houston Chronicle.

#NFL

New York City Strippers Welcome Tim Tebow

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If you thought that we’d even go one day without someone creating the story that Tim Tebow wants to immediately become the New York Jets starting quarterback, then you just don’t know the New York sports media, Jack.

STRIPPERS

Strippers predict the Oscars

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Our buddy Kevin from <a href="http://www.nextmovie.com/shows/oscars-2012/2012-24-02/mgid:uma:videolist:nextmovie.com:1679838/" target="_blank">NextMovie</a> had the simple-but-brilliant idea to go to a strip club and solicit Oscar predictions from the dancers there.

#NFL

Ray Edwards Knows What True Love Is

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Prior to joining the Atlanta Falcons as a free agent this season, defensive end Ray Edwards seemed like he was poised to become a breakout star in the NFL, as he posted back-to-back 8 sack seasons with the Minnesota Vikings.

WEREWOLVES

Important Breaking News: Strippers Versus Werewolves

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Awhile back the Japanese documentary <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2010/04/big-tts-zombie-3d-has-a-trailer">Big T*ts Zombie 3D</a> taught us that zombies are no match for strippers.

#south park

Who Dey Think Gonna Beat Dem Morning Links

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Educated sportswriter opinion: The Buffalo Bills will easily beat the Bengals.

#MLB

The Terrific Adventures Of White Sammy Sosa

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Forgive the grainy nature of the photo -- it's courtesy of <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/29/sammy-sosa-bellty-dancer-tips-money-baseball/">TMZ</a>, so I'm lucky there isn't a huge T over Sammy Sosa's face.

#Twitter

A Great Reason to Never Watch Golf

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When a legendary sportswriter like Dan Jenkins mentions strippers on <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/danjenkinsgd">his Twitter</a>, you know something's up, especially when he's comparing them to 47-year old Spanish golfers: That could've been a funny enough end to the story, but BBC has provided video of the warm up, and in this "pics or it didn't happen" world it's comforting to know that integrity still exists in the world of new media.

USA

Poker Sites Go Up The River

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Poker Shutdown On Friday the F.

#Twitter

Week In Review: Twitter Lessons, Stripper Poles And More Rebecca Black

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One of the things that social media and networking sites teach us regularly is that no matter how secure we think our personal information is, it's not.

STRIPPERS

Hot in Texas: Pole Dancing for Jesus

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Below is a local news report from ABC's Houston affiliate that investigates a Christian-themed pole-dancing class in Old Town Spring, Texas.

#FLORIDA

How Are Your Strippers Holding Up?

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As the economy does whatever it does to get better, our nation’s hardest workers are doing whatever they need to do to get by.

#NFL

Up Next On The Stage… Anyone?

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In news that would make Pacman Jones’ legs buckle, Dallas area strip clubs are nearing panic mode as the Super Bowl approaches because they are desperately short on exotic dancers.

STRIPPERS

France’s Talent: Stripping with Snakes

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Below is a clip from France's "Encroyable Talent" (English: "Incredible Talent") in which a contestant's "talent" is stripping with snakes (Her name is supposedly Priscilla Jones, but I hope we're not so naive to believe that).

STRIPPERS

Minka Kelly's Mom Was a Stripper

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Esquire has named Minka Kelly of "Friday Night Lights" the Sexiest Woman in the World, which basically means she was the first starlet who was available for the interview and photo shoot.

TBS

Conan Promo: The Best Stripper Ever

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I think I've done a fair job of showing some restraint about my fandom for Conan O'Brien during the long build-up to his new show debuting on TBS in November.

STRIPPERS

Finally, A Championship The BCS Can't Ruin

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Tammy Morris is a woman with vision and passion.


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