Robert Englund

Important Breaking News: Strippers Versus Werewolves

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Awhile back the Japanese documentary <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2010/04/big-tts-zombie-3d-has-a-trailer">Big T*ts Zombie 3D</a> taught us that zombies are no match for strippers.

BUFFALO BILLS

Who Dey Think Gonna Beat Dem Morning Links

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Educated sportswriter opinion: The Buffalo Bills will easily beat the Bengals.

Baseball

The Terrific Adventures Of White Sammy Sosa

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Forgive the grainy nature of the photo -- it's courtesy of <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/29/sammy-sosa-bellty-dancer-tips-money-baseball/">TMZ</a>, so I'm lucky there isn't a huge T over Sammy Sosa's face.

bbc

A Great Reason to Never Watch Golf

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When a legendary sportswriter like Dan Jenkins mentions strippers on <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/danjenkinsgd">his Twitter</a>, you know something's up, especially when he's comparing them to 47-year old Spanish golfers: That could've been a funny enough end to the story, but BBC has provided video of the warm up, and in this "pics or it didn't happen" world it's comforting to know that integrity still exists in the world of new media.

ARRESTS

Poker Sites Go Up The River

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Poker Shutdown On Friday the F.

CHRISTIANS

Week In Review: Twitter Lessons, Stripper Poles And More Rebecca Black

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One of the things that social media and networking sites teach us regularly is that no matter how secure we think our personal information is, it's not.

local news

Hot in Texas: Pole Dancing for Jesus

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Below is a local news report from ABC's Houston affiliate that investigates a Christian-themed pole-dancing class in Old Town Spring, Texas.

ATLANTA

How Are Your Strippers Holding Up?

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As the economy does whatever it does to get better, our nation’s hardest workers are doing whatever they need to do to get by.

GREEN BAY PACKERS

Up Next On The Stage… Anyone?

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In news that would make Pacman Jones’ legs buckle, Dallas area strip clubs are nearing panic mode as the Super Bowl approaches because they are desperately short on exotic dancers.

boobs

France’s Talent: Stripping with Snakes

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Below is a clip from France's "Encroyable Talent" (English: "Incredible Talent") in which a contestant's "talent" is stripping with snakes (Her name is supposedly Priscilla Jones, but I hope we're not so naive to believe that).

friday night lights

Minka Kelly's Mom Was a Stripper

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Esquire has named Minka Kelly of "Friday Night Lights" the Sexiest Woman in the World, which basically means she was the first starlet who was available for the interview and photo shoot.

CONAN O'BRIEN

Conan Promo: The Best Stripper Ever

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I think I've done a fair job of showing some restraint about my fandom for Conan O'Brien during the long build-up to his new show debuting on TBS in November.

BOOBIES

Finally, A Championship The BCS Can't Ruin

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Tammy Morris is a woman with vision and passion.

Ohio

Strip Club vs. Church: WHO YA GOT?

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I suppose this isn't really a TV-related story, but I think I'm enough of an expert on strippers to weigh in on the battle between the New Beginnings Ministries Church and The Foxhole strip club in Warsaw, Ohio.

BIKE CHICKS: LEATHER & LACE

THIS IS AWESOMELY DEPRESSING

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/01/whats-on-tonight-sexy-toddlers" target="_self">Last Wednesday</a>, I previewed a one-hour special on National Geographic called "Biker Chicks: Leather & Lace.

MALE STRIPPERS

CHANNING TATUM WANTS TO DO A STRIPPER MOVIE, SON

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ChanningTatumStripper-PD.jpg"></a>(Sure, Party Dog goes to male strip clubs.

MARTHA STEWART

TOO SEXY FOR TV

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You know that whole fitness fad where women learn pole dancing to get in shape.

ABC

JULIE BENZ IS A STRIPPER

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There's good news and bad news.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN

LAMAR ODOM CANCELED HIS BACHELOR PARTY

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If you were one of the lucky few that secured an invite to Lamar Odom's bachelor party scheduled for last night, we offer our condolences.


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