Like Chicago-style pizza, putting ketchup on a hot dog (and whether or not it’s a sandwich), and mayonnaise in general — there are few foods that seem to divide people quite like candy corn. The Halloween treat, which typically consists of a mix of sugar, corn syrup, confectioner’s wax and is made to mimic kernels of real corn seems innocuous enough, yet for some reason, there are people that have an almost visceral hatred of it.
Maybe it’s the texture, but it still doesn’t seem fair to us to lump candy corn in with actually heinous candies such as Necco wafers, circus peanuts, and, oh god, Good & Plenty. Like, as if licorice isn’t bad enough already you’re going to candy coat it? No thanks. Keep that lipstick-coated pig away from me.
But for better or worse, the ubiquitous confection is not going anywhere. As such, the day before Halloween, October 30th is now being observed as an official holiday: National Candy Corn Day. So when the hashtag began trending on Twitter, folks came out to proudly proclaim their love of candy corn, or downright hatred of it. Being it the internet and all, civility was obviously of the upmost concern as the takes went flying.
It's #NationalCandyCornDay? I don't care what anyone says. Candy Corn is DELICIOUS pic.twitter.com/UoTF4CiXEW
— Emily Lippiello (@emilylippiello) October 30, 2018
Happy #NationalCandyCornDay .
I like Candy Corn….the normal and the pumpkin kinds.
If this a twitter follow deal breaker…goodbye.
— Hollie S (@FueledbyLOLZ) October 30, 2018
Candy Corn is 🗑 always been 🗑 always will be 🗑#NationalCandyCornDay pic.twitter.com/j0OM5rE8JG
— Reese Waters (@reesewaters) October 30, 2018
So it is apparently #NationalCandyCornDay, can we all just agree that this "candy" needs to go away forever? Right @jimdonovancbs3? pic.twitter.com/WrievHvJFi
— Matt Mangiaracina (@MPetersonWx) October 30, 2018
I’ll be off Twitter today. #NationalCandyCornDay
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) October 30, 2018
It's #NationalCandyCornDay this is where they all belong along with the people that like them 🤢🤮 pic.twitter.com/qm0RPZMxWX
— 🎶🎧💙RK 🎡♥️ (@HeartEyes4Brady) October 30, 2018
Today is #NationalCandyCornDay, a day we acknowledge the fact that candy corn is disgusting and promise not to consume it tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/uK4TbZreYn
— Norm Kelly (@norm) October 30, 2018
I’d rather take a bite out of a scented candle than eat candy corn. #NationalCandyCornDay #CandyCON pic.twitter.com/cvemUukSW7
— Kevin Jeanes NBC (@KevinJeanes) October 30, 2018
The holiday also sparked a related hashtag, as the majority of haters came up with uses for candy corn other than eating it:
Decorating the bottom of my trash can. #UsesForCandyCorn
— ✨ ⱠØⱠ₳ ✨ (@_lola_bee) October 30, 2018
Suppositories for bad witches #UsesForCandyCorn
— S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 (@SheaBrowning) October 30, 2018
To eat because it’s fucking delicious#UsesForCandyCorn
— Acidic Blonde™️ (@Acidic_Blonde) October 30, 2018
FBI Interrogations #UsesForCandyCorn
— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) October 30, 2018
https://twitter.com/Prosenbe1971/status/1057226126781759489
Cat litter.
— 𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮 ✌🏻❤️🎵 (@dirtroaddiva1) October 30, 2018
Nail bedazzlers
#UsesForCandyCorn pic.twitter.com/Bako4sVCSW— Mini T (@MiniT46) October 30, 2018
Omg how dare there be alternative #UsesForCandyCorn they are for enjoying 17 at a time. Don't deny it's sweet satisfying taste. Everybody making fun of candy corn fight me! pic.twitter.com/4n7kn49YXF
— DavaStarr (@DavaStarr) October 30, 2018
Waterboarding #UsesForCandyCorn
— S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 (@SheaBrowning) October 30, 2018
Cookie Ruiner
#UsesForCandyCorn pic.twitter.com/A75eAwUxbr— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) October 30, 2018
Whatever, more for those of us who appreciate candy corn — especially the day after Halloween when you can get bags of the stuff for 50 percent off. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just be over here eating mine, chewing off one color at a time, just the way our forefathers and Jesus intended.