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Joe Biden’s Son Was Discharged From The Navy Reserve After Testing Positive For Cocaine

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Hunter Biden reportedly tested positive for cocaine and was booted from the Navy Reserve in February.

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The Most Ridiculous Cocaine GIFs From Television’s Surprisingly Coke-Fueled 2014

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Let's look back at the most ridiculous cocaine moments from the past year of TV.

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Michael Bay Is Making The Most Michael Bay-Sounding TV Show Ever

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TNT is letting Michael Bay make the Michael Bay of TV shows.

BREAST IMPLANTS

A Nice Lady Smuggled Over Three Pounds Of Cocaine In Her Breast Implants

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Smuggling cocaine in your fake boobs is the perfect crime, until you're caught.

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Robert Downey Jr. Has Released A Statement About Son’s Cocaine Arrest

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"Unfortunately there’s a genetic component to addiction and Indio has likely inherited it."

TOTALLY NOT SPORTS RELATED

A Woman Named Peyton Manning Was Arrested For Cocaine Possession

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An 18-year old Tennessee woman named Peyton Manning offered up the headline of the day when she was arrested on cocaine and pot charges.

#FLORIDA

You’ll Never Guess What A Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Was Arrested For

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A Florida man was arrested for possession this week and the judge pretty much lost it when he heard the name of the man.

#gifs

Beorn From ‘The Hobbit’ Is Going To Jail For Being A Real-Life Cocaine Bear

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Mikael Persbrandt plays shape-shifter Beorn in the last two Hobbit films, and his criminal conviction reminds us of the Cocaine Bear meme.

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In A Shocking Story, Cocaine Was Seized By German Officials Headed To The Vatican

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Cocaine was found headed toward the Vatican by German officials. You'd think praying was enough.

#CONAN

Conan Rides A Mechanical Bull In Honor Of 'Dallas Week' And We Wildly Speculate Possible Alternatives

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Conan is heading to Dallas for a week of shows and he's bringing his mechanical bull with him.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Must Watch: The Hilarious Cocaine Segment From The Series Premiere Of ‘Review’

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"Review" very well might be the funniest new show of the year. Here's a good example why.

#ARCHER

‘Archer’ Went All ‘Breaking Bad’ In A Portion Of Their New ‘Archer Vice’ Title Sequence

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Is that the organic synthesis of cocaine in the background of Aisha Tyler's portion of the Archer Vice title sequence?

#gifs

Martin Freeman Credits Cocaine For The Success Of ‘The Hobbit’

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This Martin Freeman interview from the premiere of 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' is pure gold.

#STEPHEN COLBERT

Naturally, Stephen Colbert Had Something Hilarious To Say About The GOP Congressman Caught In A Coke Bust

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Tea Party Congressman Trey Radel pled guilty this week to purchasing an 8-ball of cocaine from an undercover cop. Cue Stephen Colbert.

#CONAN

Allow Conan To Show You How Bad Oreos Are For You

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Oreos are seriously detrimental to your health; as bad as cocaine is, apparently. Yes, it may be news to you and I, but Oreos are apparently THAT addictive.

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Horrifying Study: Oreos May Be As Addictive As Cocaine

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A recent study suggests that high sugar snacks like Oreos may be just as addictive to people as drugs like cocaine.


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