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On LeBron James, The NBA’s Free Agency Armageddon, And The Hearts Of Cavs Fans

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LeBron James has yet to make a decision but people are already making decisions for him, and it's driving the rest of us crazy.

#MLB

Darren Rovell Took BP From Mariano Rivera And Screamed Like A Wounded Hyena

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ESPN's expert on everything, Darren Rovell, demanded that Mariano Rivera give him his best, and the result was annoying and not shocking.

#Twitter

What Does It Take To Shut Darren Rovell Up? A Really Dumb Joke About A Fat Guy

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After Tweeting a bad joke about a fat NBA fan, ESPN's Darren Rovell apologized and hasn't Tweeted for two days.

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That Escalated Quickly: Idaho Steelhead Fans Are Now Suing Over Beer Fraud

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After two fans had a viral video expose deceptive beer sales at the team's arena, four Idaho Steelheads fans are suing for $10,000.

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The Atlanta Hawks – 1, Darren Rovell – 0

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After Darren Rovell insulted the Atlanta Hawks for promoting Kyle Korver's attempt to break a 17-year old NBA record, the team had a perfect response.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel Is Under Investigation By The NCAA Because Of Sources

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ESPN’s number muncher and Playboy Playmate judge, jury and executioner Darren “Sh*t Biscuit” Rovell and someone named Justine Gubar, who probably has far less Twitter followers than Rovell, have <a href="http://m.espn.go.com/general/story?storyId=9537999&src=desktop&wjb" target="_blank">the scoop of the century</a>, you guys.

#Twitter

20 Appropriate GIF Responses To Darren Rovell’s ‘Give Peace A Chance’ Tweet

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Last night, the <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-lakers-world-peace-20130712,0,5695831.story" target="_blank">Los Angeles Lakers officially bid farewell</a> to Metta World Peace after four seasons of mostly-sane behavior and his patented “piss ‘em off” defense that helped support Kobe Bryant leading them to the 2009-10 NBA Championship.

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‘Nightline’ Did A Feature On The Absolute Worst Things About ‘Sneakerheads’

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/nightline-sneakersheads-alex.jpg"></a>Pic: <a href="https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/345218129422610432/photo/1">Darren Rovell</a> When it was announced that Darren Rovell would be doing a feature on sneaker culture, the immediate response was that an outsider like him would botch it.

#KATE UPTON

Darren Rovell Returning To ESPN As Skip Bayless' Approval Rating Skyrockets

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As has become the standard, news leaked on the Twitters yesterday that CNBC sports business reporter and host of Sports Biz: Game On, Darren Rovell, is heading back to the place where the smugness began, ESPN.

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Taco Bell Introduces New Culinary Abomination To Troll The Internet With: A Burrito Filled With Nachos

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Dildoish Twitter monster <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/darren-rovell/">Darren Rovell</a> just <a href="http://www.whosay.com/darrenrovell/photos/175405">tweeted out the latest effort</a> in an ongoing campaign by the fast food industry to troll the entire internet: a burrito filled with an order of nachos that Taco Bell is calling the "Beefy Nacho Burrito.

#NFL

On The Idea That The Jaguars "Need" Tim Tebow

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A number of fake Twitter accounts were responsible for yesterday’s bevy of misinformation regarding which team Tim Tebow was actually being traded to, and while it really was quite humorous watching actual reporters deliver false news, it was ultimately frustrating.

#KATE UPTON

Kate Upton Gloriously Rejects Darren Rovell’s Valentine’s Day Advances On National TV

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Let me just start by saying this: the clip below is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

#NFL

Darren Rovell Is A Gentleman And The Best Of The Playboy Super Bowl Party

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Back when I was the editor of my student newspaper in college, I drew the ire and attention of the local chapter of the National Organization of Women after I wrote a harmless entertainment editorial about how the James Bond franchise should be celebrated for creating empowering characters in the Bond girls.

#Twitter

CNBC’s Darren Rovell Really Douched Up The Super Bowl, Via Twitter Naturally

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Anyone who's ever been to the Super Bowl can attest to the fact that the biggest spectacle in all of sports is, up until kickoff of the game, less about the game, and more about the rich and the famous.

#NFL

As Always, Tebow’s Win Is About His Religion

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By all accounts, the Denver Broncos’ victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers yesterday was a lot of things for NFL fans – entertaining, agonizing, frustrating and exciting to name a few – but for sports writers across the country, it was a second Christmas.

#Twitter

Darren Rovell Is Still Policing Twitter, Douchebagilly

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When we last checked in on dildo-ish CNBC sports business reporter Darren Rovell, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/12/cnbcs-darren-rovell-has-appointed-himself-chief-of-twitter-police/">he was sending obnoxious direct message notes</a> to prominent people on Twitter -- Letterman head writer and executive producer Justin Stangel and NBC's Chuck Todd among them -- telling them that they were doing Twitter wrong, according to <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/43759244">Darren Rovell's Rules of Twitter</a>.

#Twitter

CNBC’s Darren Rovell Has Appointed Himself Chief Of Twitter Police

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Let me just get right to this: Darren Rovell, host of CNBC's awful Sports Biz, is the worst.

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PoV: Hurricane Irene Barrels Into North Carolina

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In case you've been avoiding the news for the past week or so, Hurricane Irene has been dominating headlines.


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