eSports

ESPN Aired A Video Game Tournament And It Confused The Hell Out Of Twitter

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Those who dismiss eSports now stand on the wrong side of history, or whatever. At least it's not poker.

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Darren Rovell Is Obviously Not Pleased That A Notre Dame Football Player Might Be Boning A Porn Star

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Darren Rovell was the kid who told on you for copying your friend's homework and passing notes in class. In other words, he's the worst.

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The Best Way to Build Your Unique Brand is to F–k Pigs, by Darren Rovell

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What I'd like to discuss today is the sad plight of today's average American: a complete lack of a unique, identifiable brand.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

On LeBron James, The NBA’s Free Agency Armageddon, And The Hearts Of Cavs Fans

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LeBron James has yet to make a decision but people are already making decisions for him, and it's driving the rest of us crazy.

#MLB

Darren Rovell Took BP From Mariano Rivera And Screamed Like A Wounded Hyena

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ESPN's expert on everything, Darren Rovell, demanded that Mariano Rivera give him his best, and the result was annoying and not shocking.

#Twitter

What Does It Take To Shut Darren Rovell Up? A Really Dumb Joke About A Fat Guy

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After Tweeting a bad joke about a fat NBA fan, ESPN's Darren Rovell apologized and hasn't Tweeted for two days.

MINOR LEAGUE HOCKEY

That Escalated Quickly: Idaho Steelhead Fans Are Now Suing Over Beer Fraud

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After two fans had a viral video expose deceptive beer sales at the team's arena, four Idaho Steelheads fans are suing for $10,000.

#NBA

The Atlanta Hawks – 1, Darren Rovell – 0

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After Darren Rovell insulted the Atlanta Hawks for promoting Kyle Korver's attempt to break a 17-year old NBA record, the team had a perfect response.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Manziel Is Under Investigation By The NCAA Because Of Sources

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ESPN’s number muncher and Playboy Playmate judge, jury and executioner Darren “Sh*t Biscuit” Rovell and someone named Justine Gubar, who probably has far less Twitter followers than Rovell, have the scoop of the century, you guys.

#Twitter

20 Appropriate GIF Responses To Darren Rovell’s ‘Give Peace A Chance’ Tweet

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Last night, the Los Angeles Lakers officially bid farewell to Metta World Peace after four seasons of mostly-sane behavior and his patented “piss ‘em off” defense that helped support Kobe Bryant leading them to the 2009-10 NBA Championship.

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‘Nightline’ Did A Feature On The Absolute Worst Things About ‘Sneakerheads’

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Pic: Darren Rovell When it was announced that Darren Rovell would be doing a feature on sneaker culture, the immediate response was that an outsider like him would botch it.

#instagram

LeBron James’ Kicks, Manny Pacquiao Memes and the best of NBA Twitter & Instagram

Twitter and Instagram have added yet another avenue for basketball fans to connect with the personalities of their favorite NBA, college and high school players.

#KATE UPTON

Darren Rovell Returning To ESPN As Skip Bayless' Approval Rating Skyrockets

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As has become the standard, news leaked on the Twitters yesterday that CNBC sports business reporter and host of Sports Biz: Game On, Darren Rovell, is heading back to the place where the smugness began, ESPN.

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Taco Bell Introduces New Culinary Abomination To Troll The Internet With: A Burrito Filled With Nachos

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Dildoish Twitter monster Darren Rovell just tweeted out the latest effort in an ongoing campaign by the fast food industry to troll the entire internet: a burrito filled with an order of nachos that Taco Bell is calling the "Beefy Nacho Burrito.

#NFL

On The Idea That The Jaguars "Need" Tim Tebow

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A number of fake Twitter accounts were responsible for yesterday’s bevy of misinformation regarding which team Tim Tebow was actually being traded to, and while it really was quite humorous watching actual reporters deliver false news, it was ultimately frustrating.


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