Posts Tagged: TEXAS LONGHORNS

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AWWWW… POOR OKLAHOMA

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This isn't very timely, but it's funny and cut smartly and not too long, and -- most importantly -- it makes fun of Oklahoma fans' pain at losing yet another bowl game.

BOWLS

BONUS SCHADENFREUDE WITH MCCONAUGHEY

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Starey Sheriff can't stop staring Sorry for the second straight post about the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=13432" target="_self">Fiesta Bowl</a>, but I had to share some fun pictures from the game and its beautiful aftermath.

BOWLS

MMMMM… DELICIOUS OHIO STATE TEARS

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Ohio State led Texas 21-17 with less than a minute to go in the Fiesta Bowl, and I thought to myself, "Wow, the Buckeyes are actually going to win a BCS bowl game.

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HAHA, HE SAID ‘VARMINT’

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Texas quarterback Colt McCoy went on ESPN Radio yesterday and talked to Mike Tirico and Scott Van Pelt about what he did on Saturday night instead of watching Oklahoma cruise past MIzzou in the Big 12 title game the Longhorns could have been playing in.

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COLT MCCOY BEST QB IN THE BIG 12, EXCEPT NOT

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Eye contact for attractive groupies only Yesterday, Texas quarterback Colt McCoy was named the <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3746922&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines">AP's Big 12 offensive player of the year</a>.

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YAY! TELEVISED MASTURBATION!

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In a college football weekend that featured <a href="http://www.mlive.com/grpress/sports/index.ssf/2008/11/texas_tech_big_ten_full_of_lat.html" target="_blank">several games with wild endings</a>, no game on Saturday -- hell, no game this season -- was as good as #1 Texas at #7 Texas Tech on Saturday night.

NEW YORK GIANTS

DEREK JETER SEEN WITH ATTRACTIVE WOMAN

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The Texas Longhorns seized the #1 college ranking with a win over Missouri this weekend, but more important than Colt McCoy's bid for Heisman Trophy front-runnerdom was OMIGOD Derek Jeter was at the game.

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KNEES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY

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Texas tight end Blaine Irby was blossoming into one of quarterback Colt McCoy's favorite targets this season.

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HANDJOBS FOR EVERYONE

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Saturday's UTEP-Texas game -- the first time the teams have played each other since 1933 -- was nationally televised, which I certainly appreciated.

DAVIDSON WILDCATS

CLARK KELLOGG IS A GENIUS?

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We're at halftime in the last of the Elite Eight contests and three of the #1 seeds have advanced to San Antonio.

ARIZONA STATE SUN DEVILS

THIS DIDN’T MATTER

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Here's Texas coach Mack Brown's retarded stepson trying to blow last night's Holiday Bowl for the Longhorns.

BRIAN URLACHER

LONGHORNS ARE THE NEW BENGALS

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Texas running back James Henry <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3025453" target="_blank">has been arrested and jailed</a> for his alleged connection to a July home invasion in which two other Longhorn football players, Andre Jones and Robert Joseph, have also been charged.

BRIAN URLACHER

THE BIG TWELVE IS DISTURBING

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I've often wondered why exactly I'm not a huge fan of college football, and today I finally figured out: I'm far too emotionally balanced.

KEVIN DURANT

COL-LEGE BASKET-BALL?

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Listen, I know I don't give enough love to college basketball.


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