Adventure Time (Cartoon Network, 7:30 p.m.) — The 100th episode of the series, meaning that it’s only approximately 374,924 behind The Simpsons.
How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.) — Boy, I hope Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup tonight. Let me check the episode synopsis. “When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others.” YES.
iHeartRadio Music Festival (The CW, 8 p.m.) — The CW is adorable.
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel, 9 p.m.) — Bourdain goes to Burgundy, where he has “Jambon chablisienne and ham cooked in wine.” Psh, I can get the same thing from the homeless guy down the street, except replace “Jambon chablisienne and ham” with “feces.”
Warehouse 13 (SyFy, 9 p.m.) — Season finale. I have nothing to say about this show, so I’d like you to take notice of the gaggle of great late night guests, instead. The only reason I didn’t include Rashida in the headline is because I used last names only, and people might think “Jones” is referring to former MLB outfielder Jacque Jones. Unlikely, but possible.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Stephen Colbert on Letterman; Bryan Cranston and Rebel Wilson on Leno; Zooey Deschanel and Maggie Grace on Kimmel; Ethan Hawke on Ferguson; Liam Neeson, JoAnna Garcia Swisher, and Matt & Kim on Fallon; Rashida Jones, Adam DeVine, and the Shins on Conan; Arnold Schwarzenegger on Stewart; and Ben Folds Five on Colbert.
