This French Onion Dip Recipe Inspired By Barb Is The Strangest Thing Of All

The breakout star on the year’s biggest breakout show, Stranger Things, isn’t Eleven, or Dustin, or Mr. Clarke. It’s Barb, Nancy’s prudish best friend who — SPOILER ALERT — gets pulled into the Upside Down. Her fate is sealed a few episodes later, when Eleven finds her bubbling corpse. No one on the show paid much attention to Barb’s disappearance, but she became a fan favorite character in the real world, despite only saying a few lines; she even inspired a hashtag, #JusticeForBarb, which is how people show they care in 2016.

Besides, it’s not like Eleven ever inspired a French onion dip recipe.

Netflix just uploaded a video showing how to make “French Onion Barb,” which is weird enough, but it gets downright, well, strange when you realize the Barb-dough looks like her dead body. There are even pool handles! It’d be one thing if this recipe came from a fan or maybe a “cool” chef who knows what the fellow kids are up to, but nope, it’s part of the “Netflix Kitchen” series. Which I guess means Barb becoming French onion dip is canon now? I shudder to think what food poor Benny was turned into.

Here are the ingredients.

1 stick unsalted butter
3 tablespoons olive oil
5 cups thinly sliced onions
2 quarts beef broth
2 sprigs thyme
2 bay leaves
3 tablespoons Sherry
1 (7 oz) package thinly sliced swiss cheese
frozen ball of pizza dough
1 (13.8 oz) can pizza dough

Might as well grab a six-pack, too.