Even though blue was actually associated with Ireland before green, that hasn’t stopped the us from completely transforming pretty much everything the second the clock strikes St. Paddy’s O’Clock from its regular colors to hues befitting that of The Emerald Isle. As a result, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to provide you with a little glimpse of all the green things you’ll be able to enjoy this weekend. (More realistically, you’ve probably been seeing this stuff since March 1st, because St. Patrick’s Day manages to drag on for the entire month!)
Kicking things off: Coffee, because all good things start with a cup! Sear your throat with some sinfully green caffeine!
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And what do you put in coffee? Milk, duh! So drown your green coffee in green milk! It’s what Saint Patrick would have wanted!
In case you missed it: Krispy Kreme Donuts have gone green too.
Next up: Bagels. Green bagels are a St. Patty’s Day staple even though they make absolutely no sense!
Another green treat: Cream Cheese. And while we use the term “treat” loosely, at least we’re taking a logical approach to things.
A notorious shocker turning green this week: The Chicago River. Something about that color just doesn’t seem safe, but who cares? We’re all drunk!
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Fountains are also turning green!
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Obviously so is your beer! Now, not only will your insides be full of booze, they will also be the color of grass!
Which is perfect because you’ve always dreamed of matching your green beer-y insides with your green hair!
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And your magically delicious green beard!
Is this overkill yet? TOO BAD, because just when you think it’s over BOOM, GREEN POOP! (We’ll spare you a photo but you can bet your bottom dollar that sh*t’s going to be green.)
Good luck this weekend. Stay safe and make Saint Patrick proud!
