A Ton Of Cocaine Was Found Floating In The Mediterranean Sea, And The ‘Cocaine Shark’ Jokes Are Flying

Donald Trump Jr. Doesn’t Understand Why People Think He’s Blitzed Out Of His Mind On Coke All The Time

Let ‘Cocaine Bear’ Break Down The Differences Between A Cocaine Bear And A Normal Bear (Besides The Cocaine)

Who Was In The Photo That Tanya Was Looking At In ‘White Lotus’ Episode Six?

A Woman Was Arrested After She Was Caught Riding Dirty With $450K Worth Of Cocaine Hidden In Her Wheelchair

Pillow Man Mike Lindell Thanked Madison Cawthorn For Taking The Heat Off Of Him By Talking About ‘Pornos Things’

Alex Jones Claims That He, Too, Has Been Invited To Cocaine-Fueled DC Orgies, But Not The Kind With Kids

Seth Meyers’ Favorite Part Of The Madison Cawthorn Orgy Stories Are That GOP Members’ Spouses Are Now Asking Questions

Seth Meyers Is Absolutely Loving Madison Cawthorn’s Cocaine-Fueled Orgy Scandal

Madison Cawthorn’s Fellow GOP Wingnuts In The House Are Pissed About Him Blabbering About Cocaine-Fueled Orgies

A Florida Man Who Was Arrested With Coke And Meth Wrapped Around His Penis Swears It Isn’t His

Donald Trump Jr. Denies Being Blitzed Out Of His Mind On Cocaine During His RNC Speech

‘Stranger Things’ Actor Charlie Heaton Was Denied Entry To The U.S. After Cocaine Was Found In His Luggage

A Star Chef Is Openly Mocking Gordon Ramsay’s ‘War On Cocaine’

The Woman Who Leaked Video Of A Dolphins Coach Said He Used Her ‘As His Cocaine Platter’

Are Energy Drinks The New Gateway Drug?

This Snortable Chocolate Company Yearns To Become The Next Four Loko

A 100% Pure Batch Of Deadly Cocaine Is Running Loose On The Streets Of The U.K.