THE COOLER

6.6 The Cooler

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Brittany Dailey X-Men Takes Home $56 Million [EW] Swagger Jackin’ Aint Cool: Bow Wow Edition [Semtex] 10 Greatest NBA Centers of All-Time [Roc4Life] New York Jets Braylon Edwards Putting 100 Kids Through College [Sporting News] Rich People Prefer Coke [Gothamist] SHOW Black Lingerie 14 Is Classic [...].

#NFL

Christina Aguilera Rubs Aaron Rodgers the Wrong Way

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If the Rapture happens tomorrow, humanity will mark its lowest point as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB61wXKROtw">Christina Aguilera's performance of the national anthem at Super Bowl XLV</a>.

USHER

5.6 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=189571"> Tina Maryland Coach Gary Williams Retires, Ends 33-Year Career <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/05/gary-williams-retires-maryland_n_858291.html">[HuffPo]</a> 14 Lessons From Hip-Hop's Most Stylish Men <a href="http://www.gq.com/style/profiles/201104/rapper-style#slide=1">[GQ]</a> DJ Premier Reuniting With Christina Aguilera On Her New Album <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/music/theurbandailystaff2/dj-premiere-christina-aguilera-new-album/">[TUD]</a> The Average Price for a Concert Ticket.

#NFL

4.29 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=187621"> Lauren Speed Panthers Draft QB Cam Newton With First No. 1 Pick In Team History <a href="http://www.nfl.com/draft/story/09000d5d81f8a161/article/with-first-no-1-pick-in-team-history-panthers-draft-qb-newton-?module=HP_headlines2col">[NFL]</a> January Jones is Pregnant <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/january_jones_is_pregnant.html">[Vulture]</a> Zoe Kravitz Poses for Wonderland Magazine <a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2011/04/28/zoe-kravitz-poses-for-wonderland-magazine/">[GOT]</a> TSA Molests Miss USA, Makes Her Cry.

#NETFLIX

4.6 The Cooler

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Erika Kane Adams Now on Netflix Instant: Ice-T Voices A Magical, Talking Mule [FilmDrunk] Girls In Cute Underwear [Street Carnage] Hustlin’ Tips With Ace Hood [IPR] Charli Baltimore Responds To Zach Williams Accusations, Says He’s A Stalker [TUD] Best Unboxing Video Ever [Gamma Squad] Shaka Smart [...].

THE VOICE

Official: Christina Aguilera Is the New Paula Abdul

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Christina Aguilera -- pictured here during the halcyon days of her sexiness --  has been on a downward spiral of drunken behavior (<a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/01/christina-aguilera-is-a-drunk/" target="_blank">crashing parties</a>, <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/03/christina-aguilera-arrested-for-public-intoxication/" target="_blank">public intoxication</a>) and high-profile screw-ups (<a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/02/christina-aguilera-has-apologized-for-messing-up-the-anthem/" target="_blank">messing up the National Anthem</a> at the Super Bowl, <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/02/christina-aguilera-fell-down-at-the-grammys/" target="_blank">falling down</a> at the Grammys), and no one rewards f*cking up quite like Hollywood, so of course she's been signed to be the third judge on NBC's "The Voice," joining <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/03/adam-levine-cee-lo-green-will-judge-nbcs-idol-knock-off" target="_self">Cee Lo Green and Adam Levine</a>.

THE COOLER

3.2 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=173347"> Tahiti Cora Meme Watch: Charlie Sheen Quotes <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/02/meme-watch-charlie-sheen-quotes">[Warming Glow]</a> Christina Aguilera Arrested and Jailed for Public Intoxication <a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/01/christina-aguilera-arrested-and-jailed-for-public-intoxication/">[Time]</a> Is The NBA Too Black For White Fans.

Wonderlic Test

3.1 The Cooler

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Johanie Taylor How Smart Are You? Take The NFL's Wonderlic Test [Bleacher Report] Tatyana Ali Talks “Fresh Prince” Reunion [GOT] Gwyneth Paltrow's Dream Duet Partner: Jay-Z [Billboard] Wrong Lyrics Christina: Meme Alert [Blippitt] How To Spot A Liar [Double Viking] On The Set Of Ace Hood's [...].

UNDER ARMOUR

2.10 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=168431"> Vanette Ciara Dropped From Jive Records <a href="http://concreteloop.com/2011/02/round-the-way-ciara-dropped-from-jive-records">[Concrete Loop]</a> How Inappropriate Is Your Valentine.

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People Are Torn Over Christina Aguilera

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In the wake of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/02/christina-aguilera-forgot-some-lyrics">flubbing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl</a>, Christina Aguilera has received a great deal of both criticism and sympathy.

ENDHIRAN

Indian review of Burlesque: ‘a treat for the homosexual fans of Cher.’

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Christina Aguilera has been taking a lot of heat lately, for [last paragraph of Sampurn Wire's review in <a href="http://entertainment.oneindia.in/hollywood/reviews/2011/burlesque-movie-review-310111-aid0062.html" target="_blank">OneIndiaEntertainment</a>] Cher has performed well but Aguilera was at her best vocal form often shouting her undisputed vocal prowess.

SUPER BOWL

The Twilight’s Last Reaming

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Christina Aguilera messed up "The Star-Spangled Banner," singing "what so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last reaming" instead of the correct words, "o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming," and looking like she was trying to take a dump on the 50-yard line while doing so.

SUPER BOWL XLV

Christina Aguilera Forgot Some Lyrics

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Christina Aguilera has been through a lot lately, what with her highly publicized divorce from Jordan Bratman.

THE COOLER

12.9 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=153155"> Nicky Price Oprah Winfrey Says She and Gayle King are Not Lesbian Lovers <a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2010/12/08/oprah-winfrey-says-she-and-gayle-king-are-not-lesbian-lovers/">[GOT]</a> Christina Aguilera Naked Pictures Leak Online.

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Burlesque has singin' and dancin' and… Cam Gigandet? NOOOOOOO….

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Just when I thought this new Burlesque trailer had appealing to gay men down to a science -- singin.

#TRAILERS

1st trailer for ‘Burlesque’ is awesomely cheesy

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<a> <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/1st-trailer-for-burlesque-is-awesomely-cheesy#more-32163">After the jump,</a> watch the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/1st-trailer-for-burlesque-is-awesomely-cheesy#more-32163">first trailer</a> for Burlesque, starring Cher, Christina Aguilera, and Stanley Tucci (The Tooch).

U2

7.19 The Cooler

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<a href="http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=511386&affid=100055"> Norell Enalai U2 Is The World's Biggest-Selling Band <a href="http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=511386&affid=100055">[MSN Music]</a> Is Christina Aguilera About to Get Fired From Music.

#gifs

Christina Aguilera’s Crotch Lit Up

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I didn't mention Christina Aguilera's performance during <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/06/scarlett-johansson-is-a-good-rebound" target="_self">my MTV Movie Awards recap</a>, and that's a shame, because she deserves more credit for being so much better than all the other female pop singers.

MTV

Yo Girl, You Should Kiss That Chick, Aight?

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I was really trying to avoid any Channing Tatum news today but then <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1639131/20100513/aguilera_christina.jhtml">MTV reported</a> that C-Tate admitted to being "all good" with his wife's French kiss with Christina Aguilera in the pop star's latest music video.

Young Money

Christina Aguilera Feat. Nicki Minaj – “Woohoo”

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/christina-aguilera-not-myself-tonight-video"> Remember reading Old Man And The Sea, right? Remember how the sea was a metaphor for the man's journey and aging? So, though it seemed like just a book about a man on a boat, it was so much deeper. Clearly Christina Aguilera and Nicki Minaj are channeling Hemingway by making a song with such ripe allegory. Lean in. Closer. Spoiler alert: "Woohoo" is actually a euphemism for a woman's nectarous nethers. Christicki Minaguilera is so clever. I'm not ashamed to say that this song knocks thanks to Polow Da Don's ridiculous use of the sample on the hook. And Nicki MInaj's verse is actually a good fit. Go figure. This tracks just screams for some summer burn at clubs frequented by vacationing college chicks trying to release their inner freak for a few minutes. This also means it's probably quickly becoming <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/04/ben-roethlisberger-gets-six-game-ban">Ben Roethlisberger's</a> favorite song.


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