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Christina Aguilera And Axl Rose Are On The Same Diet, Apparently

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There was <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/christina-aguilera-beyonce-ne-yo-defy-naysayers-at-michael-jackson-tribute-concert-20111010">a big Michael Jackson tribute concert</a> in Wales over the weekend, and as you can see in the photos above and below, Christina Aguilera's transformation from Jenna Jameson lookalike to Snooki lookalike is <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/top-5-most-frightening-pictures-of-christina-aguil?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed">progressing along at warp speed</a>.

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Mick Jagger + Maroon 5 = Wait, WHAT?!

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If someone would have told me this morning, "Brett, today you're going to watch a Maroon 5 video in which a shirtless Adam Levine gyrates around while singing a song about how he's got "moves like Jagger," I would've been pretty sure I would have hated it.


6.6 The Cooler

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Brittany Dailey X-Men Takes Home $56 Million [EW] Swagger Jackin’ Aint Cool: Bow Wow Edition [Semtex] 10 Greatest NBA Centers of All-Time [Roc4Life] New York Jets Braylon Edwards Putting 100 Kids Through College [Sporting News] Rich People Prefer Coke [Gothamist] SHOW Black Lingerie 14 Is Classic [...].


Christina Aguilera Rubs Aaron Rodgers the Wrong Way

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If the Rapture happens tomorrow, humanity will mark its lowest point as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB61wXKROtw">Christina Aguilera's performance of the national anthem at Super Bowl XLV</a>.


5.6 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=189571"> Tina Maryland Coach Gary Williams Retires, Ends 33-Year Career <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/05/gary-williams-retires-maryland_n_858291.html">[HuffPo]</a> 14 Lessons From Hip-Hop's Most Stylish Men <a href="http://www.gq.com/style/profiles/201104/rapper-style#slide=1">[GQ]</a> DJ Premier Reuniting With Christina Aguilera On Her New Album <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/music/theurbandailystaff2/dj-premiere-christina-aguilera-new-album/">[TUD]</a> The Average Price for a Concert Ticket.


4.29 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=187621"> Lauren Speed Panthers Draft QB Cam Newton With First No. 1 Pick In Team History <a href="http://www.nfl.com/draft/story/09000d5d81f8a161/article/with-first-no-1-pick-in-team-history-panthers-draft-qb-newton-?module=HP_headlines2col">[NFL]</a> January Jones is Pregnant <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/january_jones_is_pregnant.html">[Vulture]</a> Zoe Kravitz Poses for Wonderland Magazine <a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2011/04/28/zoe-kravitz-poses-for-wonderland-magazine/">[GOT]</a> TSA Molests Miss USA, Makes Her Cry.


4.6 The Cooler

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Erika Kane Adams Now on Netflix Instant: Ice-T Voices A Magical, Talking Mule [FilmDrunk] Girls In Cute Underwear [Street Carnage] Hustlin’ Tips With Ace Hood [IPR] Charli Baltimore Responds To Zach Williams Accusations, Says He’s A Stalker [TUD] Best Unboxing Video Ever [Gamma Squad] Shaka Smart [...].


Official: Christina Aguilera Is the New Paula Abdul

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Christina Aguilera -- pictured here during the halcyon days of her sexiness --  has been on a downward spiral of drunken behavior (<a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/01/christina-aguilera-is-a-drunk/" target="_blank">crashing parties</a>, <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/03/christina-aguilera-arrested-for-public-intoxication/" target="_blank">public intoxication</a>) and high-profile screw-ups (<a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/02/christina-aguilera-has-apologized-for-messing-up-the-anthem/" target="_blank">messing up the National Anthem</a> at the Super Bowl, <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/02/christina-aguilera-fell-down-at-the-grammys/" target="_blank">falling down</a> at the Grammys), and no one rewards f*cking up quite like Hollywood, so of course she's been signed to be the third judge on NBC's "The Voice," joining <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/03/adam-levine-cee-lo-green-will-judge-nbcs-idol-knock-off" target="_self">Cee Lo Green and Adam Levine</a>.


3.2 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=173347"> Tahiti Cora Meme Watch: Charlie Sheen Quotes <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/02/meme-watch-charlie-sheen-quotes">[Warming Glow]</a> Christina Aguilera Arrested and Jailed for Public Intoxication <a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/01/christina-aguilera-arrested-and-jailed-for-public-intoxication/">[Time]</a> Is The NBA Too Black For White Fans.

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3.1 The Cooler

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Johanie Taylor How Smart Are You? Take The NFL's Wonderlic Test [Bleacher Report] Tatyana Ali Talks “Fresh Prince” Reunion [GOT] Gwyneth Paltrow's Dream Duet Partner: Jay-Z [Billboard] Wrong Lyrics Christina: Meme Alert [Blippitt] How To Spot A Liar [Double Viking] On The Set Of Ace Hood's [...].


2.10 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=168431"> Vanette Ciara Dropped From Jive Records <a href="http://concreteloop.com/2011/02/round-the-way-ciara-dropped-from-jive-records">[Concrete Loop]</a> How Inappropriate Is Your Valentine.

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People Are Torn Over Christina Aguilera

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In the wake of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/02/christina-aguilera-forgot-some-lyrics">flubbing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl</a>, Christina Aguilera has received a great deal of both criticism and sympathy.


Indian review of Burlesque: ‘a treat for the homosexual fans of Cher.’

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Christina Aguilera has been taking a lot of heat lately, for [last paragraph of Sampurn Wire's review in <a href="http://entertainment.oneindia.in/hollywood/reviews/2011/burlesque-movie-review-310111-aid0062.html" target="_blank">OneIndiaEntertainment</a>] Cher has performed well but Aguilera was at her best vocal form often shouting her undisputed vocal prowess.


The Twilight’s Last Reaming

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Christina Aguilera messed up "The Star-Spangled Banner," singing "what so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last reaming" instead of the correct words, "o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming," and looking like she was trying to take a dump on the 50-yard line while doing so.


Christina Aguilera Forgot Some Lyrics

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Christina Aguilera has been through a lot lately, what with her highly publicized divorce from Jordan Bratman.


12.9 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=153155"> Nicky Price Oprah Winfrey Says She and Gayle King are Not Lesbian Lovers <a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2010/12/08/oprah-winfrey-says-she-and-gayle-king-are-not-lesbian-lovers/">[GOT]</a> Christina Aguilera Naked Pictures Leak Online.

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Burlesque has singin' and dancin' and… Cam Gigandet? NOOOOOOO….

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Just when I thought this new Burlesque trailer had appealing to gay men down to a science -- singin.


1st trailer for ‘Burlesque’ is awesomely cheesy

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<a> <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/1st-trailer-for-burlesque-is-awesomely-cheesy#more-32163">After the jump,</a> watch the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/08/1st-trailer-for-burlesque-is-awesomely-cheesy#more-32163">first trailer</a> for Burlesque, starring Cher, Christina Aguilera, and Stanley Tucci (The Tooch).


7.19 The Cooler

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<a href="http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=511386&affid=100055"> Norell Enalai U2 Is The World's Biggest-Selling Band <a href="http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=511386&affid=100055">[MSN Music]</a> Is Christina Aguilera About to Get Fired From Music.

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