I Wanna See Your Peacock Cock Cock Your Peaco- AAAH AAH PUT IT AWAY

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Thanks to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1jJENKW1nI" target="_blank">Katy Perry</a> for that horrible headline, and for wanting to see my dick so badly.


With Leather's Watch This: A Monday Night Football Defensive Battle For The Ages

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We’re going to get into this more in-depth tomorrow in the With Leather Fantasy Football Support Group, but it’s just remarkable to me how many high profile players were injured in the past two weeks.


And That's Why You Don't Go For a Double Moonsault

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The With Leather audience is split down the middle when it comes to pro wrestling coverage.


Hockey Pro-Tip: Don’t Jump Over Someone’s Neck If You’ve Got Blades On Your Feet

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That image should be a pretty clear indication that the following video isn't for the squeamish.


Things Are Looking Up In Cleveland!

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If you're a fan of the Cleveland Browns (cough), you were probably happy when the team traded up in April to select Trent Richardson, the University of Alabama running back who led the team to a national championship and kinda looks like Robert Griffin III had a man-baby with Benedict Cumberbatch.


Tommy John Is The Grossest Person In History

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Take a good, long look at Los Angeles Dodgers reliever Todd Coffey's elbow.


Jharal Yow Yeh's Horrifying Ankle Injury: At Least Your Monday Will Be Better Than His

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Jharal Yow Yeh: the Brisbane Broncos player who gets injured in this video, and the noise you make when you land wrong and snap your ankle so badly that a sock is the only thing keeping us from seeing your leg guts.


Dwyane Wade's All-Star Foul Has Given Kobe Bryant Every Injury

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Dwyane Wade fouled Kobe Bryant hard during the third quarter of Sunday's NBA All-Star Game.


Wade Phillips Is Leaving The Texans For A Few Weeks, Then Maybe Forever

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They're winning games with a third string quarterback and have overcome at least 14 key injuries every week to advance to the playoffs for the first time in history, but as good as it gets, it gets just as bad.


Is Greg Oden’s Team Photo The Saddest Thing You’ve Ever Seen?

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It’s not a good decade to be a Portland Trail Blazer apparently.


James Harrison Deeply Regrets Concussing Colt McCoy

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We've already shared a gallery of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/illustrated-futility-the-browns-try-to-win-a-game-on-thursday">depressing pictures from Thursday's Browns/Steelers game</a> and an <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-nfl-and-prilosec-think-well-listen-to-larry-the-cable-guy#page/1">even more depressing set about their fans</a>, so it's no surprise that game's head-to-softer-head collision that concussed Browns quarterback Colt McCoy would lead somewhere depressing, no matter what side you're on -- the league has decided to celebrate James Harrison’s fifth illegal hit against a quarterback in the past three seasons by <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82503f17/article/steelers-lb-harrison-suspended-one-game-for-mccoy-hit?module=HP11_hot_topics">making him the first player suspended for helmet-to-helmet</a> since the rule's emphasis.


Mario Is Missing (The Rest Of The Season)

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Yeah, that's more or less my reaction, too.


Michael Vick Injuries Predicted By Least Believable Psychic Ever

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The headline <a href="http://www.delcotimes.com/articles/2011/09/27/news/doc4e81071958813428729454.txt?viewmode=fullstory">"PSYCHIC UPDATE: He saw Vick injury coming"</a> conjures up images of a Zoltar-esque guy huddled over a crystal ball with SportsCenter playing inside it, or rolling his eyes back in his head as he chants and flips Panini Prestige like tarot cards.


Everything Strasburg Does Is Wrong

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Last year in a game against the Phillies near the end of August, Washington Nationals phenom Stephen Strasburg, a budding superstar with a 2.


Galapagos Birds Nearing Extinction


The mistreatment of the planet by human beings is going to cause a mass extinction like the one that killed the dinosaurs, and it all starts with this Lehigh Valley IronPigs player hitting a foul ball into the neck of the Phillie Phanatic and sending him to the hospital.


Congratulations on Having a Working Human Body, Kerry Wood

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Shocking news from the Chicago-Sun Times today: The Chicago Cubs placed right-handed pitcher Kerry Wood on the 15-day disabled list (retroactive to June 9) with a blister on his right index finger and activated infielder Jeff Baker from the 15-day disabled list, the team announced on Monday.

Stanley Cup Finals

Aaron Rome Suspended for Killing Nathan Horton

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One of the highlights (or lowlights, depending on how you look at it) of the Stanley Cup Finals was Aaron Rome's absolutely monster hit that took out Nathan Horton.


Tiger Woods Leaves the Players Club

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Tiger Woods has withdrawn from The Players Championship after a terrible nine holes, citing leg injuries.


What’s Going Wrong With The Spidey Musical This Week?


Hey, remember when the Spidey musical injured somebody.

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