#FLORIDA

Ryan Lochte Hurt His Knee In The Most Ryan Lochte Way Possible

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte injured his knee during a trip to Gainesville, FL, last weekend, and the injury occured in the most Ryan Lochte way ever.

sarah sprague

Just A Reminder: Fans Are The Worst

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The real losers yesterday turned out not to be on the field or on the sidelines (sorry Greg Schiano), but in the stands, as fans in both San Francisco and Houston did normal fan-type things like cheering and the wave, except when they did these fan-type things players were down with injuries on the field.

#NBA

Michael Beasley Needed Medical Attention After Being Punched In The Head By Michael Beasley

Miami Heat star Michael Beasley needed medical attention after punching himself in the head repeatedly. Yes, like War Machine.

#BLAKE GRIFFIN

LA Injury Report: Blake Griffin Bruises Knee Attempting Dunk & Steve Nash Tweaks Ankle

The NBA preseason is only a week old, and two stars — one old, one young — have already suffered injuries, although neither appear to be serious.

#Drake

Somebody Comfort Drake: The Toronto Raptors Mascot Tore His Achilles Doing A Backflip

The Toronto Raptors mascot tore his Achilles doing a backflip at a promotional event and will be out for the reason. Somewhere, Drake needs a hug.

ZACK KASSIAN

A Stick To The Face Turned Edmonton Oiler Sam Gagner Into A Monster

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Edmonton Oilers player Sam Gagner got hit in the face with a stick and tweeted his grotesquely swollen jaw (and his gross teeth).

stupid

Meet The Worst (And Quite Possibly The Stupidest) Arm Wrestler Of All Time

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A female arm wrestler breaks her arm arm wrestling, so she decides to arm wrestle with her OTHER arm. That one breaks, too. Stop arm wrestling, lady.

WATCH OUT COMBAT SHOW

And Now, Your MMA Leg Break Of The Day

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MMA leg break? MMA leg break. Watch a guy throw a kick and come back with a spaghetti leg.

#video

Watch Olivia Munn Dislocate Her Shoulder After Falling From A Swing

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I’ll admit that headline is kind of misleading, because while you are about to watch a video of one-time Queen of the Geeks and Nerds, Olivia Munn, going HAM on a swing, you don’t really get to see the best part.

X GAMES

Let’s Watch Bob Burnquist Crash (And Burnquist) On The Skateboard Big Air

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I'm always nervous when I watch the X-Games, because I can't walk 10 feet without tripping and falling down.

STUPID INJURIES

Video: A Soccer Player Injured Himself Celebrating His First Goal

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The video above features a 19-year old soccer player named Maurides and for a brief moment during Internacional’s 3-1 victory over América Mineiro on Wednesday, he was the happiest man in the world.

#KOBE BRYANT

Kobe Bryant’s Injury Gets The Taiwan Animation Treatment, And Also Jeremy Lin Is There

Interested in learning more about Kobe Bryant's injury and its impact on the Los Angeles Lakers.

SOCCER

Your Gruesome Bosnian Soccer Ankle Breaking Of The Day

Here's 19-year-old FK Željezničar Sarajevo midfielder Nermin Zolotić, a man with pro-level soccer skills, a team name that is extremely difficult to type and only one functioning leg.

#NBA

Metta World Peace Got His Healing Powers By Being Too Sexy For His Cat, Or Something

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The question: "Metta World Peace, you had knee surgery 12 days ago.

#instagram

Michelle Jenneke's Busted Hamstring Is Doing Wonders For Her Instagram

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You remember Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right.

#Twitter

Serena Williams Lost Because Her Leg Decided To Cosplay The Nutty Professor

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19-year-old tennis star Sloane Stephens became a Brent-Musburger-style overnight sensation when she upset Serena Williams at the Australian Open, gaining almost 40,000 Twitter followers in one night and earning congratulatory tweets from Shaq, Dirk Nowitzki, singer John Legend and more.

#UFC

Ray Elbe Talks About That Time He Bent His Penis Bent Backwards And Broke It

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OH GOD I JUST READ MY OWN HEADLINE Ray Elbe -- you may remember him from season 9 of 'The Ultimate Fighter -- suffered an injury that no man should have to suffer.


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