Peyton Manning Is Denver’s Dark Lord

10.24.12 5 years ago 23 Comments

It’s not the first time that someone came to the brilliant conclusion that Peyton sounds like Satan. Or used that gag on a T-shirt. The Pats fans over at Townie News have sold a “Seyton Manning” shirt for quite some time. What is nice about this one is that it isn’t the product of a rival fan base practicing half-hearted hate, it’s Denver fans calling Peyton the devil and loving him for it. Finally, the disgustingly wholesome influence of Tebow has been purged!

Via reader Chris:

One of my favorite bands, Denver sleaze metal fiends Speedwolf (yeah, sleaze metal is a real thing) made this amazing shirt. They sold out in less than a week, and I don’t think it could be more perfect. Just thought you should be aware of it.

Yes! Thank you for fostering Peyton devil shirt awareness. It should have its own month.

Also, I totally buy Peyton as the devil because the devil would have no compunction about endorsing every product on the market. Devil ain’t care.

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