Hey, Adam Levine, have you heard the news? You’re going to be named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive!
Yes you, Adam. Don’t act so surprised.
Well, congratulations, man.
Clap. Clap clap clap. Clap clap. Enough?
So, what are your plans now that you and your dimples have won this prestigious honor?
Oh. Well, that’s nice. Anything else?
Yeah, that’s just the same thing from another angle.
You’re right. Adam: make me feel beautiful.
So, anyone you’d like to thank?
Creepy. Now take your shirt off again.