I don’t watch much TV. I don’t even own a TV, actually. I’m usually too busy listening to music to stop long enough to follow a plot, learn character names, identify actors, etc., but one show has made its way into my life in a rather unconventional way. That show is, apparently, called The Young Pope, and it stars Jude Law, who is very hot so I’m not mad at it.
However, the only reason I know about this show, or care that it exists at all, is because of people on Twitter making jokes where they substitute “young pope” into song lyrics and adjust other phrasing accordingly for humor. Why are they doing this? I’m not entirely sure. I asked our TV critics and they don’t really know either, though they too, are participating:
[Smashmouth voice]
Hey now, you're the Young Pope, put your robe on, go play
Hey now, you're the Young Pope, get to church, son, get paid— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) December 5, 2016
Grubb’s tweet is actually pretty ahead of the game, it seems like the influx of tweets about the young pope really picked up steam this week, and even without any context, they’re just really, really funny. And as far as I can tell without actually watching the show (shudder) I don’t think they have anything to do with it, which somehow seems even better. It’s almost as if… we are more creative and funnier on our own no matter what the catalyst?
See for yourself:
https://twitter.com/ShutUpAndrosky/status/816525943745355776
hey now, you're a young pope
not an old pope
don't
age— mattie lubchansky (@Lubchansky) January 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/tessastrain/status/817029285781401600
COMIN OUTA MY CAGE
AND IVE BEEN FEELIN JUST FINE
GOTTA GOTTA BE
YOUNG
BECAUSE I AM THE
POPE
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) January 5, 2017
despite all my rage
i am still just a pope of young age— Mike… Byhoff? (@mbyhoff) January 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/816879476000825344
This is a poem, not a song lyric, but damn given how often thirsty Twitter users re-contextualize this poem in terribly unfunny, lazy ways, this one floored me:
https://twitter.com/McHenryJD/status/816643605704175616
Back to regularly scheduled programming:
YOUNG POPE
Where you going with that gun in your hand— Mike Cobraman (@MKupperman) January 5, 2017
Young Pope
In the middle of the church
Young Pope
In the middle of the church— 🌼Corbin Smith🌼 (@corbinasmith) January 5, 2017
🎶Always, I know
You'll be the young pope
Watching, Waiting
Pontiff-icating🎶— Larry (@DrSexHands) January 5, 2017
when you're alone
and life is making you lonely
you can always go
young pope— nick andersen (@nicktheandersen) January 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/knguyen/status/817075408621473792
"Young pope, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young pope, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young pope, cause you're in a new town"— shamus (@shamus_clancy) January 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/bijanstephen/status/817084897332445184
https://twitter.com/MildlyAmused/status/817111269132083200
Quick update, here’s how unfunny the old pope is on Twitter:
May charity and nonviolence govern how we treat each other.
— Pope Francis (@Pontifex) January 5, 2017
SMH, Young Pope forever.