WHAT KIND OF TREE WOULD YOU BE?

Auburn Tree Poisoner Speaks, Realizes Entire Life Has Been Stupid

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Harvey Updyke, the man accused of poisoning the historic oak trees at Toomer's Corner in Auburn (you know, the trees normal, ecologically-minded people cover in toilet paper to celebrate football victories) has spoken out, saying he expects to go to jail.

NICK SABAN

Nick Saban Already Has A Statue?

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Probably the only thing more disturbing than the NFL releasing a schedule of games that it doesn't intend to play (we'll get to that) was something I stumbled upon this morning: apparently Alabama football coach Nick Saban <a href="http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/04/nick_sabans_statue_unveiled_sy.html">already has a statue</a> of his likeness erected in Tuscaloosa, just outside of Bryant-Denny Stadium.

WHAT KIND OF TREE WOULD YOU BE?

Everybody Hates The Auburn Tree Killer

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So that old dude in Alabama that killed those trees in <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/02/auburn-had-their-tree-attacked">Auburn's famous Toomer's Corner</a>.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

‘Your Dad’s Dead…Roll Tide”

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ESPN launched another one of those "It's Not Crazy.

UCF KNIGHTS

College Football Fans Love Rap Music

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If you’re anything like me, you’ve got multiple restraining orders against Victoria’s Secret models and you vaguely remember watching ESPN’s “Dream Job” reality series, which lasted three seasons.

NICK SABAN

Nick Saban Is The Pimp Calling The Kettle Black

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Nick Saban doesn't want aspiring sports agents playing headgames with college football players.

tim tebow

Florida To Honor Tebow With Erection

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Somebody once chiseled on stone something about not worshipping false idols, but they never laid eyes on Tim Tebow’s chiseled abs.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

COLT MCCOY WATCHED HIS TEAM LOSE

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Losing your starting quarterback in the first quarter due to injury certainly makes it a lot harder to win the national championship.

USC TROJANS

LET’S HEAR THE COLLECTIVE: AWWWWW!

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In a time when the recession is being felt by most everyone in their pants.

FLORIDA GATORS

STATIC CLING: BCS TOP 7 UNCHANGED

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In BCS news: <a href="http://espn.go.com/college-football/bcs/_/week/6">nothing</a>.

VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES

SO, THERE’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON TODAY

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I can tell you one thing; I know what I like when I see it.

UTAH UTES

UTAH IS THE NATIONAL CHAMPION. EXCEPT NOT.

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Before we get into discussing the NFL playoffs, it's kind of worth noting what happened on Friday night: a college football team completed a perfect 13-0 season by dominating a highly regarded SEC team that had been undefeated until the SEC championship.

HOOKERS

WOULD YOU PAY THIS WOMAN FOR SEX?

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Montgomery police <a href="http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20081218/NEWS/81218011&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL" target="_blank">arrested 10 people in a prostitution sting</a>, and 28-year-old Leslie Parker, seen here supporting Nick Saban's Sugar Bowl-bound Crimson Tide, was one of seven women arrested.

OKLAHOMA SOONERS

OKLAHOMA IS #1

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By virtue of being a top-five team that didn't shit the bed this past weekend, the Oklahoma Sooners have taken over as <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3614337" target="_blank">college football's top-ranked team</a> this week.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

ZE EARPLUGS DO NO-ZING!

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This screeching she-devil is apparently well-known amongst 'Bama fans, which makes me that much happier not to be one.

MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

WHERE DEAD COACHES LIVE FOREVER

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College football mercifully begins tonight, ending that painful two-week period after the Olympics ended where baseball was the only show in town.

MMA

SURE, BLAME THE RETARD

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On the eve of the 2005 Auburn-Alabama game, semipro cage fighter Joey Barrett Jr yelled "Roll Tide.

TAMPA BAY RAYS

SCOTT KAZMIR THROWS FLAMES

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Now that the Rays are winning, they apparently have fans that want to tailgate.

TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS

HE HATES TENNESSEE

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I've never really considered myself to actually hate the University of Tennessee, and yet I find it hard to disagree with just anything this sharp young Alabama fan says.

Fans

BAMA FANS THANK KATRINA FOR NEW CONDOS

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As most sports blogs have diligently noted by now, generous tax breaks designed to help rebuild the Gulf Coast after Hurricane Katrina are <a href="http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20070814/NEWS/708140338/1007" target="_blank">being used to build luxury condominiums</a> near Alabama's home stadium in Tuscaloosa, which is kind of -- um, what's the phrase I'm looking for.


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