This might be my favorite story of the year so far.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
Ah Twitter, where athlete rants are born and subsequently apologized for.
With Peyton Manning officially signed to a 5-year, $96 million deal to be the quarterback of the Denver Broncos, the Broncos are reportedly shopping Tebow for a third round draft pick, despite having originally drafted him in the first round.
And now, to cleanse your palate, here are 12 links about Peyton Manning.
After weeks of speculating, the biggest story of the NFL has suddenly turned into the two biggest stories in the NFL.
It's Twitter Official: Peyton Manning is about to become a Denver Bronco.
One of the first of many strange moments in this Peyton Manning free agency saga was actor <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/this-is-literally-the-worst-news-in-the-history-of-professional-football">Rob Lowe Tweeting that he “was hearing” that Manning would be retiring</a>, presumably due to his 4th neck surgery.
With NFL free agency set to begin tomorrow, a lot of people believe that a handful of teams qualify for this equation: Mediocre to average 2011 season + Peyton Manning coming off 4th neck surgery = ZOMG SUPER BOWL.
Since officially becoming a free agent on Wednesday, Peyton Manning is the most popular dude at the desperation party, as basically any team in need of a quarterback is banging down his door.
On Friday, a very poor quality video of a guy in a white helmet throwing a football at Duke University showed up on YouTube and people were like, “Well Peyton Manning has a white helmet and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Manning-Duke.jpg">he’s been hanging out at Duke</a>, so it must be him.
File this under: News that was buried because it didn't involve love triangles with Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian or bromances with Jeremy Lin.
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was in Los Angeles yesterday, appearing at a Boys & Girls Club event, when one of the young girls in attendance asked the most important question in the history of mankind: Why have people allowed the Kardashians to become stars.
By all accounts, Chrissy Teigen may be one of the coolest girls on Earth.
As we discussed last week when news of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/chyna-was-acting-strange-at-the-avn-awards">Chyna being hammered surprised no one</a>, the AVN Awards took place two weeks ago in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel.
Miss October 2011 <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/AmandaCerny">Amanda Cerny</a> We're assuming you already heard that <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/01/open-thread-hated-dominant-franchise-versus-plucky-upstart-team-led-by-divisive-virgin.html">divisive virgin</a> and <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/01/nothin-to-see-here-just-elway-riding-a-tebow-centaur.html">possible centaur</a> Tim Tebow <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/tim-tebow-something-something-911">had his season ended by Tom Brady and the New England Patriots over the weekend</a>.
When it comes to Playboy Magazine, I look at it a lot like “Saturday Night Live.
After a long work week, NFL playoff Saturday is finally upon us and things couldn't appear more inciting.
Welcome to our weekly installment of Friday Face-Off, which pits two insanely popular YouTube videos against each other to determine which is the champion of the week.
<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/jimmy-fallon-tebowie.jpg"></a>And here I thought The Venture Bros.