ARIZONA CARDINALS

Well Played, Chad Lowe

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One of the first of many strange moments in this Peyton Manning free agency saga was actor <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/this-is-literally-the-worst-news-in-the-history-of-professional-football">Rob Lowe Tweeting that he “was hearing” that Manning would be retiring</a>, presumably due to his 4th neck surgery.

CELINE DION

Miami Dolphins Fans Have Entered The Song Phase Of Their Peyton Manning Courtship

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With NFL free agency set to begin tomorrow, a lot of people believe that a handful of teams qualify for this equation: Mediocre to average 2011 season + Peyton Manning coming off 4th neck surgery = ZOMG SUPER BOWL.

DENVER BRONCOS

In Case You Were Wondering, Peyton Manning's Neck Is Fine

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Since officially becoming a free agent on Wednesday, Peyton Manning is the most popular dude at the desperation party, as basically any team in need of a quarterback is banging down his door.

DENVER BRONCOS

That Video That May Or May Not Be Peyton Manning Has People Buzzing

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On Friday, a very poor quality video of a guy in a white helmet throwing a football at Duke University showed up on YouTube and people were like, “Well Peyton Manning has a white helmet and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Manning-Duke.jpg">he’s been hanging out at Duke</a>, so it must be him.

CANCER PATIENTS

Tim Tebow Caught In Sordid Dating Scandal!!!

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File this under: News that was buried because it didn't involve love triangles with Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian or bromances with Jeremy Lin.

ACADEMY AWARDS

Tebowing Is Older Than Billy Crystal

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Back To School Iron Man star Robert Downey Jr.

CELEBRITY GOSSIP

Tim Tebow Won’t Be Honest About Katy Perry

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Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was in Los Angeles yesterday, appearing at a Boys & Girls Club event, when one of the young girls in attendance asked the most important question in the history of mankind: Why have people allowed the Kardashians to become stars.

Chrissy Teigen

Tim Tebow Proved The Existence Of God Today

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By all accounts, Chrissy Teigen may be one of the coolest girls on Earth.

AVN AWARDS

It’s The Last Temptation Of Tim Tebow

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As we discussed last week when news of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/chyna-was-acting-strange-at-the-avn-awards">Chyna being hammered surprised no one</a>, the AVN Awards took place two weeks ago in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel.

DENVER BRONCOS

Playboy Playmates Tebowing? Playboy Playmates Tebowing.

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Miss October 2011 <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/AmandaCerny">Amanda Cerny</a> We're assuming you already heard that <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/01/open-thread-hated-dominant-franchise-versus-plucky-upstart-team-led-by-divisive-virgin.html">divisive virgin</a> and <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/01/nothin-to-see-here-just-elway-riding-a-tebow-centaur.html">possible centaur</a> Tim Tebow <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/tim-tebow-something-something-911">had his season ended by Tom Brady and the New England Patriots over the weekend</a>.

BOOBIES

Ever Wondered What It Would Look Like If A Bunch Of Playboy Playmates Tebowed?

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When it comes to Playboy Magazine, I look at it a lot like “Saturday Night Live.

DENVER BRONCOS

NFL Divisional Playoffs Predictions: San Francisco Vs. New Orleans, New England Vs. Denver

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After a long work week, NFL playoff Saturday is finally upon us and things couldn't appear more inciting.

CHICKS WHO DATE ATHLETES

Friday Face-Off: Which Desperate Internet Girl Should Win A Date With Tim Tebow?

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Welcome to our weekly installment of Friday Face-Off, which pits two insanely popular YouTube videos against each other to determine which is the champion of the week.

DAVID BOWIE

Tebowie Throws From Station To Station

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/jimmy-fallon-tebowie.jpg"></a>And here I thought The Venture Bros.

DENVER BRONCOS

NFL.com Finally Answers The Tim Tebow Question Nobody Has Been Asking

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I read through a lot of gossip sites and strange, random fan blogs each week, not because I want to actually know anything about the personal lives of fame-starved reality trolls, but because we like to make fun of really stupid stuff that people do.

DENVER BRONCOS

Yes, Taiwan Seriously Just Animated Tim Tebow Being Crucified

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I didn't think Next Media Animation could top <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/tim-tebow-angel-dolphin-murderer">Tim Tebow as an angel stabbing a dolphin to death with a spear</a>, but their latest episode features Tebow literally being crucified, crown of thorns and everything, and Jesus Christ himself, the son of an X-Box-purchasing God, Tebowing after defeating Satan with the Broncos in a game of heavenly Madden.

BIBI JONES

As Always, Tebow’s Win Is About His Religion

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By all accounts, the Denver Broncos’ victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers yesterday was a lot of things for NFL fans – entertaining, agonizing, frustrating and exciting to name a few – but for sports writers across the country, it was a second Christmas.

Ben Roethlisberger

Big Ben Feels Tebows Pain, Breasts

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Pro sports' best citizen and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/tim-tebow-americas-neighbor">America's most desirable neighbor</a> Tim Tebow has it rough; he provides no reasonable middle ground, and the only two ways to take him are as God's Precious Little Comeback Angel or the least talented human being in modern history.


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