WES WELKER

Wes Welker Now Says Someone May Have Spiked His Drink At The Kentucky Derby

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Denver Broncos WR Wes Welker has been suspended four games by the NFL after testing positive for amphetamines.

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KSK 2014 KSK Prekkake: Denver Broncos

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Can only get a little bit better or a whole lot worse.

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Peyton’s Letters from training camp #1: Eli, you’re being a baby

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Peyton writes back to Eli with sage older brother advice (which means insulting).

PEYTON MANNING

Peyton Manning Dancing To ‘Rocky Top’ Is The Nerdy Dance America Needs Right Now

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Dear snow, vanilla ice cream, the color on the flag that's not red or blue, and your iPod cord; it's over. There's a new whitest thing ever and its name is Peyton Manning dancing to "Rocky Top."

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Klearinghouse: Sidney Rice, Pat Bowlen and everyone else we will miss this season

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Rice is getting out of the football business and into the Wingstop game. Cannot think of a more noble cause.

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Requiem For An Orton

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In which our inebriated hero saunters off into the sunset.

WORLD CUP

Brazilian Broncos Fan Has Worst Year Ever

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Local sports enthusiast Paulo Paulo was crushed for a second time this year when one yet another one of his favorite teams was decimated on the the world stage.

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Broncos Super Bowl Champion Shirts Are Off To Africa

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We all knew the merch celebrating the Denver Broncos Super Bowl victory that never quite happened in February would eventually be shipped off to help impoverished people abroad, but it's nice to get a visual of said apparel packed in boxes ready to go.

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Julius Thomas Says The Seahawks Ain’t So Tough

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The Broncos really kicked their own asses, it seems.

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Peyton Manning Covered ‘Folsom Prison Blues,’ Reportedly Shot Man Just To Watch Him Die

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If you've ever wanted to hear Peyton Manning cover Johnny Cash, now's your chance. 'Folsom Prison Blues' by a man who has lived them (?).

SPORTS

The 13 Biggest NFL Free Agent Moves: A Sad Cowboys Fan Reacts

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Recapping the top deals by players and teams (all except Dallas).

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Get Your Broncos Off-Season Champs Gear

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Hope they sell a bunch. It'll help offset the cost of John Elway's spending spree.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Knowshon Moving On

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Knowshon moving on, Peyton's dumb new facial hair, Polamalu staying in Pittsburgh and Browner back.

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Three Years Into The Job, John Elway Is Now Officially A General Manager

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John Elway didn't win a Super Bowl this year, but he did get an official title.

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A Las Vegas Bar Made A Really Stupid Joke About The Denver Broncos

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In trying to make fun of the Denver Broncos, a Las Vegas bar ended up insulting sick children and all of their families.

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Prophet David E Taylor Predicated Super Bowl XLVIII Using Dreams. Really, Really Badly.

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Prophet and minister David E Taylor used the power of God and his messages through dreams to predict a Denver Broncos Super Bowl win. Whoops!


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