NCAA HOOPS

NOLAN SMITH’S DAD INVENTED HIGH FIVING

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On the next heartwarming episode of Shark Dad.

NCAA BASKETBALL

Duke Wins, All Is Right With The World

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Well, la-dee-freakin'-da, how 'bout them Dukies.

NORTH CAROLINA TAR HEELS

DUKE SUCKS LESS THAN UNC

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One of the greatest rivalries in sports was renewed last night, but only one team showed up.

DUKE BLUE DEVILS

SOME THINGS AT DUKE CAN’T BE EXPLAINED

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<a href="http://www.uncoached.com/2009/03/30/why-i-miss-college-because-of-the-best-body-at-duke-university/">Uncoached</a> found some pictures of a Duke underclassman that would probably get you "red E" to polish up.

DUKE SUCKS

THIS IS ALSO TRAVELING

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Noted Caucasian Jon Scheyer didn't get called for traveling on this play over the weekend against Virginia Tech, which is amazing considering that the referees surely saw <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/02/this-is-traveling">this play</a> from the week before and thought, "Hey, maybe we should look out for that.

MARYLAND

NOLAN SMITH, FLOOR…FLOOR, NOLAN SMITH

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Maryland took a 40-point pounding to Duke earlier this year, and even though the margin of failure last night wasn't that severe, the Terps did manage some degree of redemption with this rather badass screen on Duke's Nolan Smith.

RACISM

DUKE COMES UP SHORT ON DUNK, GAME

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Part of the almost-hidden subtext between Duke and North Carolina is the unspoken quasi-arms race in which both schools have engaged to accumulate Caucasian athletes.

WAKE FOREST DEMON DEACONS

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! DUKE LOST!

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It seems crazy to talk about college basketball outside of March and early April, but I suppose it counts as news when the top-ranked team loses for the third week in a row -- to the previous #1 team.

SOCCER

RAPE COMES TO DUKE – UPDATE

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Everyone knows that rape and Duke University are two great tastes that go great together.

GOLF

PRIVILEGED WHITE MAN TREATED UNFAIRLY

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Andrew Giuliani, the son of former New York City mayor Rudy, is <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=3503157" target="_blank">suing Duke University</a> because he claims he was unjustly kicked off the -- wait for it.

LOUISVILLE CARDINALS

HEAR YE, HEAR YE: DUKE SUCKS

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It's a momentous day for the American justice system, as a judge has ruled in a court of law that <a href="http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080619/SPORTS02/80619051/1002/SPORTS" target="_blank">Duke officially sucks</a>.

NBA

CHRISTIAN LAETTNER IN POLISH HALL OF FAME

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Laettner aboard a Polish naval vessel.

NCAA HOOPS

DUKE VS. BELMONT ACTED OUT BY DOLLS

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With Duke's delicious second-round exit from the NCAA tourney at the hands of West Virginia, this recap of Duke's narrow first-round win is a little dated.

SCHADENFREUDE

JOE ALEXANDER: “DEPAUL > DUKE”

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Alright, the West Virginia star cager didn't actually say that, but <a href="http://thequad.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/03/22/mocking-duke/" title="NY Times" target="_blank">he did say</a>:Alexander on breaking down Duke on film: “We knew that coming in that they were just going to stand around and not rebound.

NCAA HOOPS

DAMMIT

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I don't care how far you have Duke going in your bracket, the sheer joy of them losing in the first round to 15th-seeded Belmont would have been too awesome for words.

NCAA HOOPS

FINAL PRE-TOURNEY DUKE HATE

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In a funny but ridiculously long video (two minutes of exposition.

NCAA HOOPS

THE DUKE ‘FLOPPING CAMP’ APPLICATION

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Ahhh, an annual tradition just before the NCAA tournament: unbridled hatred for the Duke basketball team.

NCAA HOOPS

COLLEGE HOOPS ROUND-UP

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#1 <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/recap;_ylt=AubeZKaND8TM5wqRIDFTJM8OvbYF?gid=200803080173&prov=ap" title="Yahoo! Sports" target="_blank">North Carolina defeated #6 Duke in Durham last night 76-68</a> to even the season series and lock-up the top seed in the ACC tournament.


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