#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

The Incredibly Strange Love Affair Of Kyrie Irving And @MissHawaii

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When the Cleveland Cavaliers selected Duke guard Kyrie Irving with the No.

#NBA

David Kahn Wanted Mike Krzyzewski

As my fascination with the mental capacity of NBA general managers continues, Minnesota’s David Kahn has once again excelled beyond the wildest imaginable possibilities.

#Twitter

Duke University Has Balls of Steel

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What's worse than spending $120,000 to promote a video game that spent 15-years in development.

#NBA

Jalen Rose vs. Grant Hill: Who’s The Blackestest?

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Unlike Burnsy, I didn't catch the premiere of the Fab Five documentary on ESPN (sorry, I don't lap up every dinky little program that the monolith tries to spoon-feed me), but Jalen Rose's comments about Grant Hill and the Duke basketball team did not go unchallenged, and certainly not by Grant Hill.

NCAA BASKETBALL

“I Thought Grant Hill Was A B*tch”

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Like most people I tuned in to watch the "Fab 5" 30 For 30 special on ESPN last night and like most people I just sat there and wondered why Chris Webber was too cool for school.

NORTH CAROLINA TAR HEELS

Black Guy Pushes Duke Past UNC

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Nolan Smith scored 34 points--a career high--as Duke came from behind to beat North Carolina last night at Cameron Indoor Stadium, 79-73.

terrible

Flop Floppy Flop Flop Flop

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The unranked Florida State seminoles defeated the top ranked Duke Blue Devils in Tallahassee last night, which is great, because I love it when bad things happen to teams that receive special treatment.

#KOBE BRYANT

They Are Who We Thought They Were: The Best Sports Moments Of 2010

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While the entirety of the mainstream media began releasing Best Of lists in the first week of December, I wanted to wait as long as I possibly could to create my own, because of, you know, all of the games that take place throughout December.

UNC TAR HEELS

Coach K Is Now The Second Best

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Universally beloved Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski moved into second place on the all-time NCAA men's basketball wins list, as his Blue Devils defeated UNC-Greensboro 108-62 last night at the Greensboro Coliseum.

NCAA HOOPS

NOLAN SMITH’S DAD INVENTED HIGH FIVING

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On the next heartwarming episode of Shark Dad.

NCAA BASKETBALL

Duke Wins, All Is Right With The World

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Well, la-dee-freakin'-da, how 'bout them Dukies.

NORTH CAROLINA TAR HEELS

DUKE SUCKS LESS THAN UNC

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One of the greatest rivalries in sports was renewed last night, but only one team showed up.

DUKE BLUE DEVILS

SOME THINGS AT DUKE CAN’T BE EXPLAINED

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Uncoached found some pictures of a Duke underclassman that would probably get you "red E" to polish up.

DUKE SUCKS

THIS IS ALSO TRAVELING

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Noted Caucasian Jon Scheyer didn't get called for traveling on this play over the weekend against Virginia Tech, which is amazing considering that the referees surely saw this play from the week before and thought, "Hey, maybe we should look out for that.

MARYLAND

NOLAN SMITH, FLOOR…FLOOR, NOLAN SMITH

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Maryland took a 40-point pounding to Duke earlier this year, and even though the margin of failure last night wasn't that severe, the Terps did manage some degree of redemption with this rather badass screen on Duke's Nolan Smith.

RACISM

DUKE COMES UP SHORT ON DUNK, GAME

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Part of the almost-hidden subtext between Duke and North Carolina is the unspoken quasi-arms race in which both schools have engaged to accumulate Caucasian athletes.

WAKE FOREST DEMON DEACONS

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! DUKE LOST!

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It seems crazy to talk about college basketball outside of March and early April, but I suppose it counts as news when the top-ranked team loses for the third week in a row -- to the previous #1 team.

SOCCER

RAPE COMES TO DUKE – UPDATE

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Everyone knows that rape and Duke University are two great tastes that go great together.


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