Ariana Grande’s Awkward Teen Choice Awards Kiss Is The Zapruder Film Of GIFs

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Ariana Grande looked as smooth as you'd be if you tried to kiss her.


Selena Gomez Won A Career Achievement Award At The Ripe Old Age Of 22

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For her decades of hard work, 22-year-old Selena Gomez took home what basically amounts to a career achievement award.


‘Total Divas’ Is Nominated For A Teen Choice Award, But Can It Beat ‘Dance Moms’?

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The WWE's popular reality series 'Total Divas' is taking on the Kardashians and 'Dance Moms' at the Teen Choice Awards next month.


Ashton Kutcher Offered Some Pretty Sound Advice At The Teen Choice Awards

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Jobs star Ashton Kutcher channeled Steve Jobs in his acceptance speech for the Ultimate Choice Award at last night's Teen Choice Awards.

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The Teen Choice Awards Actually Got Sports Right, But Not Much Else

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The Teen Choice Awards took place last night in the fourth level of hell Los Angeles, and once again the big winners were the PR and marketing teams of Hollywood film and TV studios that busted their asses the hardest to make sure that people teenagers have never heard of inexplicably won awards.


The Most Punchable Looks From Last Night’s Teen Choice Awards (And The Morning Links)

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People from the Teen Choice Awards who I'd like to kick and/or punch, as well as the Morning Links.

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The 'Best' Athletes And Other Stars From The 2011 Teen Choice Awards

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  The 2011 Teen Choice Awards took place on Sunday and if you’re unfamiliar with the event, it’s basically a competition between PR reps, agents, and studios to whore not only their young talent (and their respective vehicles) out to the most important demographic, but also their aging and increasingly irrelevant stars of TV and movies.

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