If you’ve been on Tinder any time in the last week, you’re well aware that Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. While some people celebrate the day the way it was intended to be — flowers, love songs, dinners and all that – the perennially single see it as a chance to let their cynicism flag fly. That’s exactly what is happening with #KeepALoveSongHonest, a hashtag started by the Twitter account @MusicalHashtags with idea of taking the air out of some of our sappiest love songs.
There were many grown folks who just couldn’t buy in to the idea of all-consuming love. After all, they have errands to run.
https://twitter.com/susanneo5/status/698182034099826688
I will always love you, until the @TheWalkingDead comes on #KeepALoveSongHonest
— Doctor 420 (@TheTrueDocLove) February 12, 2016
I would do Anything for Love, but I won't give you my Netflix Password! #KeepALoveSongHonest
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 12, 2016
Lets get it on… next Sunday after we watch all our TV programs.#KeepALoveSongHonest
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) February 12, 2016
Pretend this sentence is a nifty infographic on financial issues and divorce rates.
#KeepALoveSongHonest Going to the chapel and we're gonna get ourselves buried under a crushing mountain of debt
— CocoPops (@HeadOColettuce) February 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/calsquared/status/698160195969675264
Let's Stay Together…Until We Get These Bills Paid Off #KeepALoveSongHonest
— Elizabeth So Totally (@elizablitzed) February 12, 2016
Several users needed to set realistic expectations.
https://twitter.com/hairoftrump/status/698160872514932737
I Would Walk Maybe 2 or 3 Miles#KeepALoveSongHonest
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) February 12, 2016
And some were just brutal.
#KeepALoveSongHonest
I love you just the way you were— Julie Rowland☀️ (@JulieSRowland) February 12, 2016
I Just Called To Say I'm Leaving You For A Younger, More Attractive Woman #KeepALoveSongHonest
— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈⬛ (@DanielAshley13) February 12, 2016
Those who could manage to keep their relationships together took us to where the magic happens (then pulled back the curtain).
I wanna hold your hand
And then get to some on-top-of-the-clothes stuff
But first, I wanna hold your hand#KeepALoveSongHonest— Gary V. Foss (@garyvfoss) February 12, 2016
#KeepALoveSongHonest I would do anything for love, but I won't do scat.
— Reso Lotions 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 (@TrivagoD) February 12, 2016
#KeepALoveSongHonest Love in an Elevator is so not gonna happen.
— HAVANAHONEY (@HAVANAHONEY) February 12, 2016
You Shook Me 2 Minutes Long #KeepALoveSongHonest @MusicalHashtags
— CK (@charley_ck14) February 12, 2016
And this guy has a very serious question for us all.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near? #KeepALoveSongHonest
— Johnny at Home (@TweetingJohnny) February 12, 2016
No matter the answer, birds are terrible and you should leave as quickly as possible.
