We finally saw the first trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming followup Spider-Man: Far From Home on Tuesday, and since then people have been making jokes and speculating about what it might spoil from Avengers: Endgame and who the villains really are, since Jake Gyllenhaal’s Mysterio was being portrayed as a hero (for now).
Speaking of Jake Gyllenhaal (we always do), he nearly played Spider-Man in the Sam Raimi movies starring Tobey Maguire. As Eugene Lee Yang on Twitter summed it up, “Them: what generation do you belong to? Me: the one old enough to have wanted Jake Gyllenhaal to play Spider-Man but young enough to see him grow up to play Mysterio.”
Mysterio seemed to be the subject of most of the jokes (and thirst tweets) people have been making on Twitter, but before we get to the people who definitely “want any part of this,” let’s state the obvious. Yes, some “dead” characters are looking surprisingly healthy in this trailer:
Spider-Man looks great for a PILE OF ASHES WTF
— DONNY CATES (@Doncates) January 15, 2019
So when does Spider-Man Far From Home take place cause shouldn’t Peter be a baseball infield still?
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) January 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/BJMendelson/status/1085180834741657601
Spotted a huge blooper in the Spiderman trailer: Spiderman is dead. Movie is impossible. Next.
— @ACNewman (@ACNewman) January 15, 2019
People still aren’t ready to believe Tony Stark might not have made it back to Earth:
People: Here is the evidence that Tony Stark is dead.
Me: pic.twitter.com/6aeEOiN5Tk
— Marvel Fandom (@TheMarvelFandom) January 15, 2019
For a “pile of ashes,” Nick Fury is looking good:
https://twitter.com/murdockxcastle/status/1085247777683136512
Ned: *hits the floor*
Peter: *slow turn around*
Nick Fury: So nice to finally meet you, Spider-Man.#SpidermanFarFromHome pic.twitter.com/H2JqvQ36LX
— Spectacular Spoiler League (@HallofSpoilers) January 15, 2019
Say "What" Again, Peter Parker. I Double Dare You. #SpiderManFarFromHome pic.twitter.com/3mb2ZViKAa
— Charlie Schneider (@AwesomEmergency) January 15, 2019
You know who else is looking good? Mysterio, according to a preponderance of tweets:
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, SPIDER-MAN pic.twitter.com/hcR6BMPIqY
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 15, 2019
Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio looks SO FREAKING DOPE! #SpiderManFarFromHome pic.twitter.com/ns2OsxVlx1
— alias (@itsjustanx) January 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/DavidOpie/status/1085188166133342209
The fact that Marvel Studios can turn one of Spider-Man's weirdest villains (Mysterio) into a complete bad-ass is beyond amazing, I mean look at this guy he has a frkn fish bowl on his head 😂 pic.twitter.com/5T08JlAeWo
— Josh (@LookTheresJosh) January 15, 2019
You don't want any part of this. #Mysterio pic.twitter.com/mkXEIk1Nlj
— ULTRA💀BLAST (@ultrakillblast) January 15, 2019
First look at Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio in #SpiderManFarFromHome pic.twitter.com/QNsMYiUGFB
— Taran Spruell (@i_r_Taran) January 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/marvelunsolved/status/1085179715361464321
https://twitter.com/Meishajeey/status/1085196989778690048
https://twitter.com/injusticejason/status/1085188741688225793
https://twitter.com/tomftmarvel/status/1085179300045672448
https://twitter.com/emilygmonster/status/1085179522742390790
And no movie taking place in Europe would be complete without a timely Brexit joke:
can't wait for the version of this scene in #farfromehome except Peter
"Spider-Man" Parker is reattaching the UK to Europe pic.twitter.com/N9wqzfr91p— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) January 15, 2019
Some people are already planning the next sequel:
https://twitter.com/KingImpulse/status/1085179555369836544
And others are just looking for answers:
Do I need to have seen the first two Spider-Man 2s to understand the third one?
— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) January 15, 2019
Avengers: Endgame opens this April 26th, followed by Spider-Man: Far From Home on July 5th.
(Hat tip to Buzzfeed and We Got This Covered)