Kill Kill Kill: This Is Not a Useful How-To

02.17.15 3 years ago 19 Comments

When I saw the title of this video was “crocodile how to kill hippo” I was intrigued. There are many things to find on the Internet. One unfortunate Internet lacuna, however, is the absence of how-to videos explaining to crocodiles how to kill a hippopotamus. Preferably, it would be a slickly edited piece with a person speaking to the camera as if crocodiles were the intended audience. The speaker would present easy-to-follow, step-by-step instructions, each item separated with a cute animation and sound effect.

I suppose this is the closest alternative. I mean, the narrator might be giving the croc murdering advice, but I can’t understand it. Either way, it’s not quite my vision but it will have to do for now.

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