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JPP With The INT

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Jason Pierre-Paul catches an interception clean off the line and return it for a touchdown. Not many linemen interceptions are that crisp.

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NFC East Midseason Report Card

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Overall division grade: D- HOLY CHRIST.

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The Scant Watchable Moments From Vikings-Giants

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Monday Night Football was so undeniably awful that even ESPN on-air personalities were openly bashing it on air.

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Vikings-Giants Live Blog, Second Half

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Despite starting the game with a running back lacking an NFL carry, the Giants opened with a steady opening drive that took more than nine minutes off the clock and featured both a near interception and a near touchdown pass.

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Jared Allen With The Sack Of The Year

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Monday Night Football between the Vikings and the Giants hasn't been much watch but it did feature the best sack of the year late in the first half.

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Vikings-Giants Live Blog, First Half

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Two teams; one win between them.

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The Best Moments From Giants-Bears

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New York made Chicago work a little harder than expected for the win everybody presumed the Bears would get.

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Eli Bookends The Night With Killer Picks

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After interceptions on their first two drives - one of which was a pick-six - the Giants were still somehow in it at the end of the game in Chicago.

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Giants-Bears TNF Live Blog, Second Half

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A few drives in, it looks like we were in for an all-time derp-off.

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Giants-Bears TNF Live Blog, First Half

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[via] Good news: Brandon Marshall will in fact be allowed to wear the green shoes he has to honor Mental Health Awareness Week.

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How Bad Is It For The Giants? Our Favorite New York Gentlemen's Club Won't Show Their Games

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Declaring that customers are becoming depressed, Rick's Cabaret in New York City won't show Giants games until they start winning.

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We Got Next Level Eli Face

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[via] Eli Manning threw another three interceptions on Sunday against the Eagles to give him 12 through five games.

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Brandon Jacobs Has A Date With Post-Game Wind Sprints

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via Deadspin Poor Tom Coughlin can't catch a break.

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With Leather’s Watch This: The Dancers From Rick’s Cabaret Have Advice For Eli Manning

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Our favorite female exotic dancers at Rick's Cabaret have some advice for Eli Manning and the 0-4 New York Giants.

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Man Kisses Almost Comatose Female Broncos Fan, Jim Nantz Coos

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CBS came out of commercial during the Manning Bowl showing this Giants fan dude kissing up on this almost passed out female Broncos fan.

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Phil Simms Introduces Line Of Creepy New Instructional Videos

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There are many ways for running backs to learn how to secure the ball, but only one of them comes with Phil Simms' rapegaze.

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And The Derp-off Belongs To Eli

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One of the finer displays of sloppy and maddening play you will see has come to an end and the Cowboys are the victor, though that's only if the goal was to derp less.


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