Jiff, a four-year-old Pomeranian originally from Grayslake, Illinois, has been named by the Guinness Book of World Records as the dog with the fastest time to cover ten meters on his hind legs, and fastest time to cover five meters on his front legs.
Before becoming a Guinness record holder, Jiff had been a local Illinois and online sensation for over a year now (with a Facebook page amassing over 1.3 million “likes”) and has only recently relocated to Los Angeles to presumably start his acting career — because as it’s been pointed out before (by me), nothing is more entertaining than a Pomeranian that walks around on its hind legs. So, good luck and godspeed to Jiff. I just, uh, sincerely hope Jiff’s owners didn’t quit their day jobs, because a Pomeranian’s lifespan is only fourteen years on average.
(Via Tastefully Offensive)