‘Ask The 8-Ball!’ — All The David Puddy Quotes ‘Seinfeld’ Fans Should Know By Heart


When it comes to minor characters on Seinfeld, few are more lovable than Elaine’s squinty-eyed, high-fiving, New Jersey Devils-loving, on-again/off-again boyfriend David Puddy.

To celebrate Patrick Warburton’s birthday — “Yeah, that’s right.” — here’s a collection of David Puddy quotes we should still be using in everyday conversation.

“Yeah, that’s right.”

Everyday use: When you stand your ground.

“Talk to me, babe.”

Everyday use: When you’re feeling sympathetic.

“Alright, high-five.”

Everyday use: When you can’t contain your excitement.

“Check it out. 8-ball.”

Everyday use: When you’re nostalgic about your childhood.

“Let’s makeout.”

Everyday use: When you want to kiss and make up.

“You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you?”

Everyday use: When someone takes away something dear to your heart.

“I don’t care much for that term.”

Everyday use: When you feel insulted.

“It’s my winter coat.”

Everyday use: When justifying your fashion sense.

“You know, support the team.”

Everyday use: When you want to paint your face!

“I’m not the one going to hell.”

Everyday use: When you’re the only one who’s been good.

“No way. This is bogus, man!”

Everyday use: When you’ve been ripped off.

“What do you care, you know where you’re going.”

Everyday use: When you have nothing to worry about.

“I’ll be back, we’ll make out.”

Everyday use: When you’re feeling confident.

“I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You, stupid.”

Everyday use: When everyone else is wrong.

“How come people don’t have dip for dinner?”

Everyday use: When you want your favorite snacks all the time!

“I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.”

Everyday use: When you’re defending your skills.

“Right Koko. That chimp’s alright. High-five.”

Everyday use: When you’ve seen the same monkey videos on Youtube.

“Feels like an Arby’s night.”

Everyday use: When you don’t feel much like cooking.

“You got a question? You ask the 8-ball.”

Everyday use: When the answer isn’t up to you.

“All signs point to yes!”

Everyday use: When you’re channeling your inner 8-ball.