Round-Up: 13 Traumatizing #SadToy Ideas From Twitter

When @ Midnight asked their followers to come up with the best ‘Sad Toys’ they could think of, the response was immediate and overwhelming. What it says about us as a culture where we gleefully turn childhood icons into cynical shells of their former selves is up for debate. But one thing is obvious: these toy idea are traumatically hilarious and I would buy every single one of them.

#1: Use the mirror. Is he breathing?

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#2: A life lesson we all could learn.

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#3 Hey, it’s teaching STEM sciences! Technically!:

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#4: Megatron will always return. Best to just give up now.

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#5: Did he have a strong brow? Facial hair?

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#6: Finally a toy that looks like us.

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#7:

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#8:

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#9:

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#11:

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#12: Build your own stage theater!

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#13: An exercise in how the system fails despite good intentions.

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