“Fuck Da Eagles” Girl. Lil’ Ronnie. WHO YA GOT!?!

09.06.07 11 years ago 21 Comments

Real name

Heather Rothstein _____________Ronald Dietz


Old enough to know better _____________ 14 (but an old 14)


5′ 7″________________4′ 10 1/2


Not telling _________ However much he can push

Drink of choice

Ejaculate laced with urine____ Jolly Rancher soda laced with construda


Eagles, apparently _______________ Mark ass tricks, trick ass marks

Favorite Movie

Eagle vs. Shark” ____________________”Run, Ronnie, Run


GoDaddy.com girl__________________MarHar/Icy Hot Stuntaz

Goals for the season

Uhhh… fuck some eagles?_____Transition smoothly from Lil’ to Yung Ad’lt


Not blonde ___________ Really the Maj in an alternate universe

Finishing move

“Fleur-de-lick” ______________Ankle biting

Your thoughts in the comments about about who wins this clash of the sideshows, maybe even who wins this contest of footballery they’re holding this evening. Haven’t had one of those in a spell. I’m going Saints, 33-27.

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