Some important news on the simian front: a couple chimpanzees have been recognized as legal persons by a New York court, an important step for ape rights, tbqh. It’s about time, because as you can see in this video, chimps are as violent and bloodthirsty as even the most placid human. Here, a group of them are pursuing an elusive Colobus monkey.
The clip is worth watching to the end, if for no other reason than to get a line in a National Geographic documentary about how chimps are like NFL players in that showboating is discouraged. We’re tired of these me-first glory chimps, am I right?