Sadly, this device from Aperture Science does everything except actually create portals. But, that doesn’t mean that it’s not awesome.
It’s actually an item from an upcoming Child’s Play auction custom made by Harrison Krix at Volpin Props, who wanted it for a Halloween costume and instead found himself contributing to the joy of sick children everywhere.
Your heart sufficiently warmed? Can we go back to being cynical drunks?
Demo video and cake after the jump:
The cake was a lie.
[ via the nice guys at Volpin Props, who posted several pics of the build ]