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Weekend Movie Guide: Your Mirror Is Broken

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Opening Everywhere: Mirror Mirror, Wrath of the Titans, Goon Opening Somewhere: Bully FilmDrunk Suggests: You’re probably going to see <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/hunger-games-review-the-future-is-blurry" target="_blank">The Hunger Games</a> for the first time or again, but people are going crazy over Bully if you want to go watch a documentary and feel like a dick for always picking on the fat quiet kid in your math class.


Friday Free For All: A word with Gary Busey

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It's been a busy week in Busey news (see: <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/want-to-see-gary-busey-play-a-pro-wrestling-vampire-who-raps-about-eating-spider-webs" target="_blank">Gary Busey plays a pro-wrestling vampire</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/gary-busey-gets-in-a-fight-over-the-design-of-heaven-best-busey-story-ever" target="_blank">Gary Busey gets into a fist fight over what kind of couches they have in heaven</a>), so I thought this week, in lieu of a Friday Free For All video, I'd present to you instead an out-of-context word from Gary Busey.


Spike Lee pays off people whose address he tweeted, achieves racial harmony

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In a heartwarming story of cooperation and racial understanding, Spike Lee, the man who single-handedly proved that chunky eye glasses do not make you smart, has reached "an undisclosed settlement" with the Florida couple <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/spike-lee-is-still-doing-stupid-things" target="_blank">whose address he accidentally retweeted</a> while trying to incite mob violence against the guy who shot Trayvon Martin.


Ted Nugent has Katniss Snatch Fever

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Years ago, I made it my life's mission to one day find Ted Nugent and punch him right in his stupid goddamned soul patch.


The new Superman logo is, surprise, *DARKER* and *EDGIER*

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Warner Bros just released (via <a href="http://www.facebook.com/manofsteel" target="_blank">Facebook</a>) the official logo for their upcoming Superman reboot, Man of Steel, starring Henry Cavill, directed by Zack Snyder, produced and conceived by Dark Knight team Christopher Nolan and David S.


Time to Wake Up For Your Morning Links

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[via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/dog-wakes-up-after-nap-281t">Buzzfeed</a>] MORNING LINKS Gary Busey plays a pro-wrestling vampire who raps about eating spider webs.


Epic Drunk Hall of Fame: Drunk Guy Sings All of Bohemian Rhapsody in Cop Car

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When I posted that story about the guy in the sombrero and boxing glove jumping on a cop car screaming his own name <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/man-in-sombrero-wearing-boxing-glove-jumps-on-cop-car-shouting-his-own-name" target="_blank">yesterday</a>, I had no idea that we'd have another entrant into the epic drunk hall of fame so soon.


Human Centipede director suing his star for breach of contract

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Human Centipede director Tom Six issued a press release today saying he's suing lead actor Dieter Laser (can you believe that's the name of a person.


Frotcast 93: Ask Seymore Butts Part 2,

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="http://filmdrunk.podbean.com/mf/web/qzs6m3/Filmdrunk93.mp3" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here</a> (right-click, "save as.

#Ice T

Gary Busey plays a pro-wrestling vampire who raps about eating spider webs. THIS. EXISTS.

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Thanks to Jim from <a href="http://crappycinemacouncil.com/" target="_blank">Crappy Cinema Council</a> for alerting me to the existence of this film, Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang, which features not only Gary Busey as a pro-wrestling vampire, but Ice T in a powdered wig.


I know what Jennifer Lawrence's bewbs did last summer

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As we've learned, all horror movies are either about a haunted house or a creepy kid.


Spike Lee is still doing stupid things

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I've always thought of Spike Lee as like the black Oliver Stone, a guy who's great at being provocative, but not much else, and often says idiotic things.


Anchorman 2 is officially happening

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It's been <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/05/anchorman-gets-another-sequel" target="_blank">rumored</a> many times over the years, but last night, Will Ferrell showed up on Conan O'Brien in character as Ron Burgundy (video below) to officially announce that Paramount has greenlit a sequel to 2004's Anchorman (and to shred some tasty licks on the flute).


Morning Links, with Construction Dog

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Truth be told, he's doing a terrible job laying that foundation, but I hear he's a hell of a roofer.


Latest Entrant Into the Epic Drunk Hall of Fame

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On a day that included a story about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/gary-busey-gets-in-a-fight-over-the-design-of-heaven-best-busey-story-ever" target="_blank">Gary Busey arguing over the production design of heaven</a>, this seemed especially relevant.


Submit Your Questions for Ask Seymore, Part 2

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We had adult film legend and "Godfather of Gonzo" Adam Glasser (aka Seymore Butts) on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/frotcast-87-ask-a-porn-guy-wseymore-butts-lindy-west-vs-penn-jillette" target="_blank">the Frotcast back in February</a>, and it quickly became our most-listened episode.


"Val Kilmer on a BMX" has a trailer, and it looks amazing

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Remember Val Kilmer on a BMX from a few weeks ago.