wrath of the titans

Weekend Movie Guide: Your Mirror Is Broken

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Opening Everywhere: Mirror Mirror, Wrath of the Titans, Goon Opening Somewhere: Bully FilmDrunk Suggests: You’re probably going to see <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/hunger-games-review-the-future-is-blurry" target="_blank">The Hunger Games</a> for the first time or again, but people are going crazy over Bully if you want to go watch a documentary and feel like a dick for always picking on the fat quiet kid in your math class.

PANDAS

Friday Free For All: A word with Gary Busey

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It's been a busy week in Busey news (see: <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/want-to-see-gary-busey-play-a-pro-wrestling-vampire-who-raps-about-eating-spider-webs" target="_blank">Gary Busey plays a pro-wrestling vampire</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/gary-busey-gets-in-a-fight-over-the-design-of-heaven-best-busey-story-ever" target="_blank">Gary Busey gets into a fist fight over what kind of couches they have in heaven</a>), so I thought this week, in lieu of a Friday Free For All video, I'd present to you instead an out-of-context word from Gary Busey.

TRAYVON MARTIN

Spike Lee pays off people whose address he tweeted, achieves racial harmony

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In a heartwarming story of cooperation and racial understanding, Spike Lee, the man who single-handedly proved that chunky eye glasses do not make you smart, has reached "an undisclosed settlement" with the Florida couple <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/spike-lee-is-still-doing-stupid-things" target="_blank">whose address he accidentally retweeted</a> while trying to incite mob violence against the guy who shot Trayvon Martin.

#JENNIFER LAWRENCE

Ted Nugent has Katniss Snatch Fever

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Years ago, I made it my life's mission to one day find Ted Nugent and punch him right in his stupid goddamned soul patch.

#superman

The new Superman logo is, surprise, *DARKER* and *EDGIER*

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Warner Bros just released (via <a href="http://www.facebook.com/manofsteel" target="_blank">Facebook</a>) the official logo for their upcoming Superman reboot, Man of Steel, starring Henry Cavill, directed by Zack Snyder, produced and conceived by Dark Knight team Christopher Nolan and David S.

#Dogs

Time to Wake Up For Your Morning Links

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[via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/dog-wakes-up-after-nap-281t">Buzzfeed</a>] MORNING LINKS Gary Busey plays a pro-wrestling vampire who raps about eating spider webs.

surveillance

Epic Drunk Hall of Fame: Drunk Guy Sings All of Bohemian Rhapsody in Cop Car

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When I posted that story about the guy in the sombrero and boxing glove jumping on a cop car screaming his own name <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/man-in-sombrero-wearing-boxing-glove-jumps-on-cop-car-shouting-his-own-name" target="_blank">yesterday</a>, I had no idea that we'd have another entrant into the epic drunk hall of fame so soon.

TOM SIX

Human Centipede director suing his star for breach of contract

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Human Centipede director Tom Six issued a press release today saying he's suing lead actor Dieter Laser (can you believe that's the name of a person.

#FROTCAST

Frotcast 93: Ask Seymore Butts Part 2,

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="http://filmdrunk.podbean.com/mf/web/qzs6m3/Filmdrunk93.mp3" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here</a> (right-click, "save as.

#Ice T

Gary Busey plays a pro-wrestling vampire who raps about eating spider webs. THIS. EXISTS.

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Thanks to Jim from <a href="http://crappycinemacouncil.com/" target="_blank">Crappy Cinema Council</a> for alerting me to the existence of this film, Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang, which features not only Gary Busey as a pro-wrestling vampire, but Ice T in a powdered wig.

#JENNIFER LAWRENCE

I know what Jennifer Lawrence's bewbs did last summer

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As we've learned, all horror movies are either about a haunted house or a creepy kid.

TRAYVON MARTIN

Spike Lee is still doing stupid things

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I've always thought of Spike Lee as like the black Oliver Stone, a guy who's great at being provocative, but not much else, and often says idiotic things.

#PAUL RUDD

Anchorman 2 is officially happening

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It's been <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/05/anchorman-gets-another-sequel" target="_blank">rumored</a> many times over the years, but last night, Will Ferrell showed up on Conan O'Brien in character as Ron Burgundy (video below) to officially announce that Paramount has greenlit a sequel to 2004's Anchorman (and to shred some tasty licks on the flute).

MORNING LINKS

Morning Links, with Construction Dog

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Truth be told, he's doing a terrible job laying that foundation, but I hear he's a hell of a roofer.

SOMBREROS

Latest Entrant Into the Epic Drunk Hall of Fame

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On a day that included a story about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/gary-busey-gets-in-a-fight-over-the-design-of-heaven-best-busey-story-ever" target="_blank">Gary Busey arguing over the production design of heaven</a>, this seemed especially relevant.

SEYMORE BUTTS

Submit Your Questions for Ask Seymore, Part 2

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We had adult film legend and "Godfather of Gonzo" Adam Glasser (aka Seymore Butts) on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/frotcast-87-ask-a-porn-guy-wseymore-butts-lindy-west-vs-penn-jillette" target="_blank">the Frotcast back in February</a>, and it quickly became our most-listened episode.

#TRAILERS

"Val Kilmer on a BMX" has a trailer, and it looks amazing

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Remember Val Kilmer on a BMX from a few weeks ago.