#THANKSGIVING

The PFT Commenter Roast of Thanksgiving

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Well hello folks. Im so glad you could all make it out here to the inaugural roast of the holiday of Thanksgiving.

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Monday Night Football BINGO!!!

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Tonight we watch the Ravens take a trip down to the Big Easy which coincidently is what I call the entire NFC South.

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Dominic Raiola dove at knees at final whistle because the Patriots scored too much

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The Lions center decided that if you cant put up a W you can at leased make your opponets leg look like one.

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Thursday Night Football BINGO!

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For every Kansas City square ruin your drink by pouring a cup and a half of sugar into your beer and then make fun of someone for being uncultured because they dump a half gallon of vinegar into theirs.

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Thursday Night Football BINGO

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Its a battle of two AFC East teams that are in a heated battle for the traditional second place finish that marks the annual beginning of 6 months of hoping the Pats trade Tom Brady.

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Malcolm Gladwell: The NFL is an abomination and he wouldn’t let his kids play football!

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In terms of the NFL being a moral abomination I agree with him considering what the Read-Option has done to quaterback play.

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Monday Night Football BINGO

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Crack a rolling rock and a cheerwine and give your liver hell

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Kurt Warner schools you nerds on evolution using Ben Roethlisberger as evidence

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If evolution is real, then how come I'm not literally a monkey? Checkmate.

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Goodell vows to use any means necessary to track down and view video evidence related to former Ravens Cheerleader sex scandal

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You can go ahead and file this one under the old "Learned from their mistakes" section folks.

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Monday Night Football BINGO!!!

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Every New York square- Take a shot of cheap whiskey, burn a $20 bill and lie about how good Brooklyn Amber is.

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The return of the Gangsta- RG3 is back

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I decided Id to a specal RG3mix for a QB whose more likely to be In Cast than Outkast.

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Jason Babin debunks global warming, finally

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"And Babin would know a thing or two about scamming people out of money based on one fluky statiscal year, folks."

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Does J.J. Watt “Get It” just a little TOO much?

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"He literaly sounds like Mr. T but its allmost to the point where hes becoming Mr. I."

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Your Monday Night Football Steelers Vs. Texans BINGO card

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"Its Pittsburgh verse Houston in a battle of which city can eat more unhealthily on a consistent basis and still havea auro of superorty"


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