03.11.09 9 years ago 33 Comments

Gisele Socks Brady Right in the Naivete. In the latest issue of Harper’s, no doubt tucked into an essay about Sudanese refugees using Twitter, Mrs. Dreamboat describes her hubby thusly: “He has a very pure heart. He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.” Because nobody understands the forces governing our world like Gisele. Damn, girl, if it was naivete you were looking for, that’s some game I can spit. WORLD PEACE IS ATTAINABLE IF EVERYONE JUST SAT DOWN FOR QDOBA TOGETHER! See?

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