THE CHAAAMPIOOONS!

REAL MADRID ROLLS OUT NEWEST PURCHASE

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Real Madrid won't have another match for two weeks, but that didn't stop the Spanish Champions League club from opening its doors for a preview of <a href="http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/UVEJgQ-hFEE/Official+Presentation+Cristiano+Ronaldo+Real/q1Q9kweWQOe/Cristiano+Ronaldo">their new acquisition</a>, Cristiano Ronaldo, arguably the greatest soccer player in the world.

SPORTS

Ronaldo To Real Madrid For $131 Million

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=44417"> And just like that, silence sweeps over Barcelona. Their rivals Real Madrid, in disarray the past two seasons with managerial switches and questionable signings, turned to the win-at-all costs supremo Florentino Perez to lead the club again. His last time in charge about a decade ago, he brought in one-name wonders Zidane, Ronaldo and Figo. This week, he has outspent himself twice in a week’s worth of work. Monday it was <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?slug=reu-spainkaka&prov=reuters&type=lgns">Kaka for what's was then a world record $90 mil</a>, beating Zidane's $77 million price tag.

THE CHAAAMPIOOONS!

RONALDO TO REAL MADRID IN $131M TRANSFER

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Don't think of this a soccer story so much as it's a triumph of capitalism in the most pinko sport in the world.

WAGS

SOCCER. YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED SOCCER.

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I linked to this the other day in Saint Andrew's Net, but it's worth noting in gallery form that Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas and his Spanish model girlfriend (<a href="http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/01/08/no-2-eva-gonzalez" target="_blank">a former Miss Spain</a>) broke up, so he had to find solace with a new, hotter Spanish model: Ariadne Artiles.

WAGS

SYLVIE VAN DER VAART LOOKS OKAY

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For God only knows what inexplicable reason, Sylvie van der Vaart has never appeared on With Leather before.

SOCCER

THE GREATEST SPORTS ANNOUNCER EVER

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RAY HUDSON'S HYPERBOLE IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF SPOKEN LANGUAGE.


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