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TIM SYLVIA GOT KNOCKED THE FUGGOW

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Tim Sylvia, the former UFC heavyweight champion who was once considered one of the toughest fighters in the world (not many people choose a broken arm over tapping out), has been old and crappy for some time now, and he finally bottomed out this weekend at "Adrenaline III: Bragging Rights" in Birmingham this weekend, when he weigh in at a hefty 310 pounds and got knocked out less than 10 seconds into the first round.

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WELKAAAHH Gets Blown Up By the Daahhhkie

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I must say, that had to have been one of the more satisfying Steelers victories since Super Bowl XL.

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Drew Brees’ Appetite is Whetted By New Orleans’ Racial Deliciousness

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For those who didn't charge off into the night midway through the broadcast intent on killing Tony Kornheiser for invoking Brett Favre's name after every play, it was merciless offensive onslaught by the Saints, led by Drew Brees and Lance Moore.

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KTFO Theatre: starring an unlucky Bengals fan

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A used car salesman, trying to cheer on his beloved Bengals, got KTFO Sunday by a still-at-large Steeler fan.

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KTFO Theatre: Try to Fine Him for This One

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Your numbell one smirretime leceivel doesn't like getting fines for plays he doesn't get flagged for, and this is a classic example.

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KTFO: Sage Rosenfails is your helicopter

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In case you need tangible confirmation that we live in a nation composed largely of brain-dead morons, take a look at this week's number one movie.

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KTFO Theatre: Kimbo Slice returns to football

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Before Kimbo Slice was a middling MMA fighter, he was a middling internet sensation.

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Raiders’ latest questionable investment gets Deebo’d

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Javon Walker has really changed his ways after witnessing up-close the murder of friend and teammate Darrent Williams on New Year's Day 2007.

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Who got KTFO? Chris Henry got KTFO.

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Commissioner Roger Goodell recently increased the penalty for first-time violators of the NFL's banned substance policy from a four-game suspension to a four-game suspension and then getting knocked the fuck out on national television.

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‘Lights Out’ got knocked the f*ck out

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Shawne Merriman got freaking killed by Maurice Jones-Drew.

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Reggie Bush adds another Sports Illustrated cover to his resume

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Reggie seemingly has a charmed life, so he probably takes this minor embarrassment in stride.


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