VINCE YOUNG

PACMAN HAS A NEW HOME

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Troubled cornerback and noted rainmaker Adam "Pacman" Jones <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3364138" target="_blank">has been traded</a> from the Titans to the Cowboys for a fourth-round draft pick and a conditional pick.

WAGS

ROMO GOT IT ALL OVER JESSICA’S FACE

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Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo celebrated his birthday this past weekend with girlfriend Jessica Simpson, and the two shrinking wallflowers had a </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

POLICE BLOTTER

COWBOYS FANS ARE STABBY

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A birthday party in Texas ended with <a href="http://www.victoriaadvocate.com/793/story/224180.html" target="_blank">six people stabbed</a> after one guest got a liiiiittle too angry during an argument concerning the Dallas Cowboys.

TONY ROMO

TONY ROMO HONORED BY COSMO MAG

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Tony Romo isn't just the Cowboys' All-Pro quarterback who dates Jessica Simpson.

NFL

WTF?

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If anyone wants to tell me why Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is dancing with Steve Urkel at Six Flags, I'm all fuckin' ears, man.

TONY ROMO

FOOTBALL TORE THEM APART

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Sad news for us romantics who believe that love between celebrity relationships should last forever: Cowboys QB Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/01/24/2008-01-24_tony_romo_punts_jessica_simpson.html" target="_blank">have reportedly broken up</a>.

NFL

HITLER HATED JEWS, LOVED THE COWBOYS

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By <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/downfall/" target="_blank">almost all accounts</a>, Downfall is a pretty sweet movie.

NFL

T.O.’S GOT YOUR EXCLUSIVE RIGHT HERE

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Cowboys wideout Terrell Owens wasn't talking to the media last Wednesday, unless the media had blonde hair and a nice ass.

TONY ROMO

THE REAL REASON THE COWBOYS LOST

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If I tried to use my brain to figure out why the Cowboys lost to the Giants yesterday, I probably would have come up with some combination of dropped passes, missed tackles, and sloppy special teams play.

TONY ROMO

SOPHIA BUSH: I NEVER DATED THAT IDIOT ROMO

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In the super-excellent news department today, mildly attractive actress Sophia Bush has <a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/2008/01/11/sophia-bush-denies-dating-tony-romo/" target="_blank">denied ever dating Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo</a>.

NFL

BIKINI BOOT CAMP LOOKS LIKE FUN

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With the Packers' loss today, the Dallas Cowboys have clinched home field advantage in the NFC Playoffs.

TONY ROMO

TERRELL OWENS NOT A JESSICA SIMPSON FAN

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Tony Romo is now a resounding 0-2 when sexy famous blonde singers come to watch him play in Dallas, and Terrell Owens has done us all the favor of <a href="http://cowboys.beloblog.com/archives/2007/12/to_gives_jessica_simpson_a_thumbs_down.html" target="_blank">weighing in on the matter</a>.

WADE PHILLIPS

COACH’S DAUGHTER GETS HER BIG BREAK

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Tracy Phillips, the daughter of Cowboys coach Wade who <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2096" target="_blank">once graced WL's esteemed Power Rankings</a>, has broken through the frustrating cycle of casting couches to <a href="http://www.star-telegram.com/189/story/348815.html" target="_blank">land a supporting role</a> in a movie I secretly have a big ol' Cold War boner for.

OLD PEOPLE

ROGER STAUBACH WILL TURN THAT ASS OUT

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I'm too young and handsome to remember the 1970s, but apparently the Cowboys' Roger Staubach suffered frequent comparisons to the Jets' Joe Namath.

REX GROSSMAN

JON KITNA BETTER WATCH HIS ASS

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Cowboys cornerback Terence Newman has <a href="http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/football/nfl/cowboys/stories/MYSA120507.CowboysLede.en.26e852.html" target="_blank">stated his desire to exact revenge</a> upon Lions quarterback Jon Kitna when the two teams play this Sunday.

TONY ROMO

OMG!!! TONY AND JESSICA NEWS!!!11!! 8-O

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If I said that I liked writing about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'd be lying.

TONY ROMO

TERRELL OWENS IS CHARITABLE

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Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens stepped up his usual celebration of himself by hosting his annual birthday bash at I don't care somewhere in Texas.

TONY ROMO

TONY ROMO LOVES THURSDAY NIGHT GAMES

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If Tony Romo had to play on Sunday, it totally would have gotten in the way of taking Jessica Simpson out to the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood on Saturday night.

NFL

FAVRE HELPS PACKERS BY GETTING HURT

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Last night the Cowboys proved they're the team to beat in the NFC by <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/recap?game_id=29371&displayPage=tab_recap&season=2007&week=REG13" target="_blank">defeating the Packers 37-27</a>, which isn't saying much in the grand scheme of things, but still: an 11-1 record with the only loss coming against the Patriots is pretty good.


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