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Vikings-Packers Live Blog, Second Half

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Even though NBC tried very hard to pretend that Joe Webb is super awesome to sell this playoff game that they're broadcasting, it is great entertainment to watch the Webbslinger throw the ball.

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Vikings-Packers, Live Blog, First Half

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Over the summer, we stumbled across neighbors with fences painted to reflect which side of this NFC North rivalry they stand.

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Why Not The Whole Stadium? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Security at Qualcomm Stadium was forced to eject an entire section of the upper deck on Sunday during the Chargers' regular season finale win over the Raiders.

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Your Week 17 Late Games Open Thread

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Adrian Peterson needs 208 yards to break Eric Dickerson's single-season rushing record of 2,105 yards, set in 1984.

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MY DAD IS COOLAH THAN YO-AH DAD! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Bill Simmons felt the need to mark the 34th anniversary of the first Halloween movie by taking his son to a place where part of the movie was filmed in a Patriots jersey and a Michael Myers mask.

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The Best Moments From Buccaneers-Vikings

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Doug Martin is now an unstoppable hybrid of Barry Sanders and Emmitt Smith, according to Brad Nessler and Mike Mayock.

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Buccaneers-Vikings Live Blog, Second Half

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Vikings fans deserve whatever horrible fate befalls them for allowing this Tebowtard to lurk peaceably in their midst.

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Buccaneers-Vikings Live Blog, First Half

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via The Vikings are being billed as the biggest surprise team of the first seven weeks of the season.

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Meast And Least Week 1 Was An Inside Job

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Every year, I have less and less to say on the anniversary of 9/11, which is remarkable because I never really had anything all that compelling to say about the events in the first place.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

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The Vikings tried to make an honest go of it through most of 2011 with Donovan McNabb under center, which went about as well as you think have expected.

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No One F*cks With The [Purple] Jesus

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Adrian Peterson is working to come back from ACL and MCL injuries in order to be ready for the start of this season.

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A Brief History of Zubaz – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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SI Vault today posted an image gallery today titled "Zubaz and Sports" which I don't need to tell you is highly KSK-relevant, especially given the number of football players included.

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Hey Hey, Laser Effects – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Flubby stumbled on the original Tampa Bay Buccaneers fight song from the late '70s.

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Purple Jesus Arrested For Either Resisting Off-Duty Officer Or Trying To Get Water

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Peterson seen practicing more passive resistance Adrian Peterson was arrested in the wee hours on Saturday at a club in Houston and charged with resisting arrest.

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Definitive Proof That (Purple) Jesus Is Not Accepting of the Gays

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Brad Childress will only rush him once every three plays inside the opponent's one-yard-line, but Purple Jesus made the most of his opportunity to flatten Steelers cornerback William Gay (says flubby: FROM.

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I LOVE BRITTFAR’S STUBBLEGRIT AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT

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Because those of us who root for teams that don't sign Favre in a desperate and misguided attempt at getting a title never have our feelings conflicted.

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Commissioner’s Office Investigating Purple Jesus For Possible Gang Related Activities

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NEW YORK- Sources within the commissioner's office report that Roger Goodell is launching an internal investigation into the possible gang related activities of NFL superstar Adrian Peterson.

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Your Wild Kardkkake Finale Between Kirby and Baldie

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The last time Philly appeared in the playoffs, we got "Fuck Da Eagles" girl.

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NFL PostSecret Week 11: The Secret Life of Pads

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It's an unfortunate world we live in when someone feels so hemmed in by the pressures of society that the only way they feel they can confide in someone is to mail an artfully constructed postcard to some dude in Germantown, MD who packages them together and sells them in bounded collections.


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