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Now this is weird.
Dear Lord, Lord of Heaven and all other Lordly domains, I thank You and give praise to Your Lordness for the winning touchdown that I have just scored, as was Your will.
When we last left Peter King, who is to sportswriting what John Lackey is to baseball free agency (.
Social Worker: I know this is hard for you right now, Danny.
When we last left the Omni Berkshire's BFF, Peter King, he was demanding more pumpkin in his beer (in accordance with German pumpkin beer purity laws), carefully maintaining football's Axis of Normalcy, and issuing a stern warning to Red Sox management about drinking on the job.
When we last left pickled testicle-eater Peter King, he was giving you the UNVARNISHED truth that he isn't quite sure who the second-best team in the NFL is.
Many people scoff at the idea that God can control the outcome of sporting events, or that He even cares.
When we last left Luke Tasker's semi-godfather, Peter King, he was praising Mike Brown for having the GUTS to not trade up for Andy Dalton in April's draft.
When we last Continally Almost Done It Bowl chairman Peter King, he was pining for the days when coaches wore suits and were far less confrontational.
When we last left part Jerry from "Parks & Recreation," part circus tent Peter King, he was fondly recalling his time at the Starbucks at Madison and 51st in Seattle, a location that Seattle readers tell us doesn't actually exist.
When we last left slight anointer Peter King, he was polishing his quarter-pole and telling you about how great it is to watch Wisconsin football games live in person.
When I heard that Steve Jars had passed away from pankocrusted cancer, I was very sad.
When we last left glorified Yankee Stadium latte Yelp reviewer Peter King, he was telling you that the Browns were "the kind of team that can grow into something," that something apparently being a horrible team that gets housed at home by the Titans.
V/O: On January 3rd, 1993, the Buffalo Bills and the Houston Oilers met in an AFC Wild Card playoff game.