#TRAILERS

I GOT A BEEG FAWKEN BONER RIGHT NOW

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Writer/director Mabrouk El Mechri's JCVD premiered to rave reviews at the Cannes Film Festival (you know it's good when the none of the quotes in the trailer are from Pete Hammond, Ben Lyons, or AICN).

#PATTON OSWALT

SERIOUS AS A F-ING HATE CRIME

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Oh God this gives me a massive hard on.

Zombies

ZOMBIE VS. SHARK!

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The headline really speaks for itself here.

Videos

BEN KINGSLEY IS PUNK ROCK

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Ben Kingsley is in pretty much every movie this year.

#TRAILERS

PHILIP S. HOFFMAN IS NOT MENSTRUATING

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Watch the trailer for Synecdoche, New York after the jump Synecdoche, New York sounds pretty kooky.

short films

HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME

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My first thought when I opened this video was, "Aw, man, 8 minutes.

#COMMERCIALS

SOMETHING SOMETHING EVA MENDES’ BOOBS

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The only description I have of this sorta NWS Calvin Klein ad featuring Eva Mendes (video after the jump) is:This recent commercial for Calvin Klein's Secret Obsession has been banned by all TV network stations because they feel Eva Mendes is too sexy in the ad.

#TRAILERS

ANNE HATHAWAY IS BOOBS. ER, IN A MOVIE.

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I’ve always said that Anne Hathaway could be the next big thing if she ever got a role that was more in line with her talents.

#TRAILERS

QUENTIN TARANTINO IS A FINE ACTOR

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This is the trailer for Japanese director Takashi Miike’s English-language Samurai western, Sukiyaki Western Django.

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME ROCKS THE MIC

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Sorry for the slight departure this morning folks, but I just ran across this Bloodsport gif animation, and I think you'll agree that it's pretty much the best thing ever.

#TRAILERS

‘CHOKE’ TRAILER IS VULGAR & BOOB-FILLED

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After the jump I've got the red-band trailer for Choke, adapted from the Chuck Palahniuk novel.

where the wild things are

WHERE THE WILD THINGS AREN’T: THEATERS

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An LA Times writer recently covered the problems Spike Jonze has been having with Where the Wild Things Are.

#TRAILERS

BONER ALERT: TONY JAA EDITION

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WATCH THE PROMO REEL FOR ONG BAK 2 AFTER THE JUMPCompared to Tony Jaa, all other martial artists are made of girl parts.

where the wild things are

HEY, REMEMBER WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE?

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Last we heard of Spike Jonze and Dave Eggers' adaptation of Where the Wild Things Are, they'd bumped the released date to October 2009 and were doing reshoots that may or may not cut the balls off the movie.

Ridley Scott

BONER ALERT: BLOOD MERIDIAN ADAPTATION

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It might be too much to hope for that this will ever happen, but in a recent interview, Ridley Scott discussed adapting No Country for Old Men author Cormac McCarthy's 1985 masterpiece, Blood Meridian.

#Documentaries

BOW BEFORE THE ‘GONZO’ TRAILER

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Also available in HD over at Apple, this is the trailer for Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr.

poster

KILL BILL POSTER… WITH BLOOD!

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Normally I wouldn't use "totally awesome" in a headline without at least a hint of sarcasm, but I feel this ad for a TV showing of Kill Bill in Auckland, New Zealand warrants it.

TATTOOS

BEST. TATTOO. EVER.

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This picture comes courtesy of an Entertainment Weekly gallery of tattoos featuring famous people.

SYNECDOCHE NEW YORK

SYNECDOUCHE GETS A POSTER

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Synecdoche New York is the directing debut of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman, which is about all I need to know in order to have a raging nerd boner over it.

#TRAILERS

TRAILER FOR CHUCK PALAHNIUK’S CHOKE

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Some facts about Choke (trailer after jump):* Based on a book by Chuck Palahniuk* Stars Sam Rockwell* Main character awesomely named Victor Mancini* Revolves around a sex-addicted historical interpreter who pretends to choke on food at restaurants and then bilks money from the people who save himThe toughest part about this for me won’t be the decision whether to attend, but rather how to disguise my nerd boner on the way past the ticket agent (and sweatpants do NOT work, trust me).


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