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Peter King Reported The NFL Saw The Ray Rice Video Before He Reported They Didn’t

| 129 Comments

Peter King already reported the NFL saw the elevator video back in July.

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Peter King Finds Anonymous ‘Team Architects’ To Trash Michael Sam

| 105 Comments

PK also portrays Roger Goodell as a fearless visionary for changing NFL policy on domestic violence despite extreme pressure to do so.

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Peter King Wages War on Carbs

| 109 Comments

It may shock you to discover that Peter has a hard-on for Peyton Manning yelling at people.

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Peter King Says Sean Payton Should Fine Jimmy Graham Because That’s What Selfishness Gets!

| 66 Comments

Plus trashing NFL Network hosts, spreading misinformation about the refs and getting creepily excited about Peyton Manning.

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KSK Requests That Peter King Go Bleep Himself In 19 Different Ways

| 172 Comments

PK thinks the Internet should stop being so mean about his unethical behavior.

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All It Took Was Access For Peter King Not To Treat Cam Newton Like Crap

| 182 Comments

In which Cam Newton talks to Peter King for the first time in three years and Peter pretends like he never did anything wrong.

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Fun With Peter King: World Tour has started and you can Tweetup with him!

| 163 Comments

As always, this column has been edited from its original running time for length and sanity. Parental guidance is advised.

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Fun With Peter King: False Hope Springs Eternal in Buffalo

| 120 Comments

PK falls for the classic blunder of falling into a land war.

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Fun With PK (CANADA EDITION)

| 84 Comments

Drowning in TimHo's over here!

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Peter King Is Going Canadian

| 134 Comments

Values meisters, hot horse takes and mystery of light beers in the summer.

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Peter King Celebrates A Quarter Century of Hackery

| 129 Comments

This week's column was more than 10,000 words. Christmas Ape barely lives to tell the tale of reading it.

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This Week With Peter King: Tom Brady’s Youth and a new thing called food trucks

| 132 Comments

Ever poop after a kale cleanse? Amazing. A perfect coil of vitality.

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Peter King Confronts The Horror of The No Latte Diet

| 167 Comments

No lattes? You might as well say NO OXYGEN.

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Peter King Deploys The Biggest Asterisk You’ll Ever See About The Browns’ Draft

| 215 Comments

Plus Peter gets to sound uncomfortable about gay guys smooching.

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This Week In Peter King: Misdirections and Rumors That May (Or May Not!) Be True

| 102 Comments

Rumors, camouflage and misdirection. Just another week in the NFL with Peter King.

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Peter King Is Back With An Anonymous GM Trashing Clowney

| 131 Comments

Peter is back, everyone! The respite couldn't last forever.


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