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King Of The Locker Room Hijinks

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Everything in this post before the jump on this post is SFW.

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The 49ers Need A Little Help

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[TEAM MEETING: 49ers practice facilitiy, Santa Clara, California]  HEAD COACH MIKE NOLAN: Alright men, I know we normally take Tuesday off, but we really need this win coming up this week.

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Upshaw Now Seeking Increased Benefits For Dead Players

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THE AFTERLIFE -- The late Gene Upshaw has been as active as ever.

sorry drew

Obama’s Gotta Be Thinking, How Are We Gonna Pull This Off Now?

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Chris Matthews: So one of Obama's top aides has suddenly resigned.

the wisdom of El Guapo

Tiffany Will Cheer The Bengals To A 7-9 Record In 2008

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Some of you assholes would score a little more 'tang if you just opened your eyes and paid attention to the world around you.

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KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Gilbert Gottfried

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The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past.

movies de chick flick'd

Punter’s Atonement

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Atonement is now in its first run in theatres, at least for another week, depending on how many women can drag their husbands/boyfriends/casual acquaintances/UPS men to go see it.

STEPHEN HAWKING

KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Stephen Hawking

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The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

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INT SET 0F P0RN0 M0VIE DAYON SET with Adult film star Admiral Pavel Becker, the Naval Pecker, with additional cast and crew, for the filming of the last scene in his Christmas special, Chestnuts Roasting On Your Open Mouth, Part 6.

ways to part with disposable income you've already disp

KSK Travel Guide: The 10 Best US Cities To Masturbate

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Travel season is here, and that means shelling out lots of cash for you and your significant other to spend a week someplace insignificant (really, you can sleep 'til noon anywhere), spending your day doing mundane crap that might look like fun, I guess, if you're some 40-year-dipshit that lives within the glossy confines of some pamphlet photograph.

WHORES

I’m Sorry, Paris Hilton

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I am sorry that you went to jail, mainly because now someone else will have a chance to rape you, although that may be a misnomer since you really don't know the meaning of the word "no.


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