Happy Birthday, You Big Putz

06.10.09 8 years ago 46 Comments

Birthday Dog wants to know whose leg he has to hump to get some table scraps at this party.

That’s right, SI’s preeminent coffee and travel blogger turns 52 today. In honor of the momentous occasion we’ve compiled some first-rate gift ideas.

-Elite flyer medal (really just the plastic wings they give to kids to get them to behave on the plane)
-Red Sox championship ring
-Brett Favre stubble
-Walking cane
-Reimbursement from Schlereth
-Long term parking for one seldom used car
-Toone P. Wiggins gift card
-A copy of Coldplay’s Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends
-Season 3 of House on DVD

Continue after the jump for our own special gift to the birthday boy.

Don’t eat it all in one sitting…ah, who the fuck am I kidding. Just try not to eat the aluminum foil.

May your Kit Kat kake melt in your mouth, and not in your sweaty man-paws.

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